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Moe_Nox 
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As Congress pays lip service to Americans seeking tax reforms, an underrepresented constituency has a hairy proposition -- getting lawmakers to approve a $250 tax refund for mustached Americans.

Members of the American Mustache Institute traipsed up to Capitol Hill Monday -- while lawmakers were out of town for President's Day -- to seek a tax break for men with facial hair, who (AMI-authored studies show) are 38 percent better-looking than the rest of America.

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PhillsburyBandit 
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Moe_Nox 
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Phil you need to grow a goatee brother, or maybe a fu manchu.

 

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PhillsburyBandit 
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Hey, when they're handing out bread & circuses for any damn cause du jour, you may as well go for it.


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"AMI suggested that the dearth of mustached lawmakers in both Congress and on the state level may be the reason the country hasn't yet created a tax break for hair grooming products. Perlut said only 34 representatives, "not including Nancy Pelosi" have facial hair while 26 states are "unrepresented by mustached Americans.""

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