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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
i open the door and the blinds

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
i only pry open the back door

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
I poop on the lawn if I'm home alone... Its good enough for the dogs.

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
and lock it too

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
I close the door. Just smells up the place otherwise.
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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
JoAyanami posted:
I close the door. Just smells up the place otherwise.
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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
yep, fan on door closed, courtesy flush for myself. I don't want any of that wafting through the place when I'm done. Quick spritz of Oust and I'm good.

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
nope, and I am screwed if anyone comes home while I am in there, the door is NOT within 5 arms lengths of the toilet.

 

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no.

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
Do ACF'ers actually poop?

I just thought they posted on ACF to re-leave themselves.

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
Only time the bathroom door gets closed is when I shave usually...

Cold nose to the crotch + straight razor = bloody mess

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
Hell, I barely close it when people are in the house.

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
I close it all the time. Never know if a burglar is going to bust in on you while you're droppin a deuce.

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
Definitely. But I'm a nervous pooer. Can't go with anyone in the house unless its an emergency.

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
I don't close the door when my wife is home, why would I close it when I'm alone?

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
no

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
I've lived here for 8 months now, and don't think I've ever even tried to shut the bathroom door. Not sure it even works. Got a big potted plant sitting in front of it that I would have to move to try it.

 

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i am amused

 

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Definitely. But I'm a nervous pooer. Can't go with anyone in the house unless its an emergency.
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Matrix-Monkey posted:
Definitely. But I'm a nervous pooer. Can't go with anyone in the house unless its an emergency.
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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
Pooping with the door open is awesome. I do it as often as possible.

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
Defiantly not. It feels weird closing it when people come over to visit

 

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Nope.

 

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I do.

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
Of course.

Just because I'm by myself, doesn't mean I want to smell my own profanity in every other room of the house.

 

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i win, thanks

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
-Mithan- posted:
Do ACF'ers actually poop?

I just thought they posted on ACF to re-leave themselves.



Hehe, good one.

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
No, but only because i dont like being behind closed doors when im alone in the house... always get the feeling like someone is going to burst in and murder me or something tongue

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
If I leave the door open a dog or cat is bound to wander in and ruin the moment for me.

 

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Cuttlery posted:
If I leave the door open a dog or cat is bound to wander in and ruin the moment for me.


yep same here

Rudy pushes the door open or scratches on it driving a person nuts.

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
pkhere posted:
Cuttlery posted:
If I leave the door open a dog or cat is bound to wander in and ruin the moment for me.


yep same here

Rudy pushes the door open or scratches on it driving a person nuts.


Yeah when I am parked on the throne it is like petting time at the zoo, lol. I don't mind that but I draw the line at slitting my throat.

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
No. If I close the door both cats sit there at whine. They like to follow me into the bathroom.

 

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Nah.

 

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Close the door to the kitchen?

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
Yes, I close the door. When the kid was little, it was the only private time I ever got. If I didn't lock the door, she would come in anyway.

 

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Haha you know, I'm not sure. I know I usually don't close the door if I'm peeing, but pooping just takes it to the next level. I may close the door. I'll get back to this thread with a definitive answer tomorrow.
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Haha you know, I'm not sure. I know I usually don't close the door if I'm peeing, but pooping just takes it to the next level. I may close the door. I'll get back to this thread with a definitive answer tomorrow.
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depends on the bathroom, the master bath, no... the household bath, yes.

 

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I live with 3 women.... what is this alone time you speak of?

 

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Some of you guys must have some really stinky poo

 

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Subject: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping?
yes

and locked usually, and the fan is ALWAYS on.

One thing I hate is the sound of pee hitting the toilet...so when people go to the bathroom and they're super loud about it, it totally grosses me out.

 

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Some of you guys must have some really stinky poo
I know I do.

 

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If I leave the door open a dog or cat is bound to wander in and ruin the moment for me.

 

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yes...dogs will come in and interrupt if door is open.

 

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Steelwind_Oo posted:
Only time the bathroom door gets closed is when I shave usually...

Cold nose to the crotch + straight razor = bloody mess


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I just pooped, and I did close the door.

 

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I'm lucky if I hit the toilet at all when I am alone. I rarely poop in the bathroom. The sink is so much closer, and you can cook during

 

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close and locked any time im in the bathroom not just pooping

 

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No.  But after reading the rest of this thread I would definitely close the door if I had pets... that... just no...

 

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