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Testerion 
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Subject: Videogames and Jellyboobs
More and more games introduce hitech physics engines just to render physics-defying boob buoyancy...dunno if Im just too old to understand it but what's the awesomeness in female characters whose boobs look like they're trying to escape her?

 

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Abaddon_Ambrosius 
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Subject: Videogames and Jellyboobs
Testerion posted:
More and more games introduce hitech physics engines just to render physics-defying boob buoyancy...dunno if Im just too old to understand it but what's the awesomeness in female characters whose boobs look like they're trying to escape her?




Because every 16 year old or man stuck in a 16-year old mentality dreams of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qecYEIvg9E#t=31s

 

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RHWarrior 
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Subject: Videogames and Jellyboobs
Have you played Soul Calibur IV on the PS3/360?
You should check out the Ivy char... I swear, 50% of the budget in that game went into boob bobbing simulation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF3Bv2DfwyY



I'd say it borders on comical, but it takes things 2 steps too far, and then goes an extra step beyond that. peace

 

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Subject: Videogames and Jellyboobs
Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:
Testerion posted:
More and more games introduce hitech physics engines just to render physics-defying boob buoyancy...dunno if Im just too old to understand it but what's the awesomeness in female characters whose boobs look like they're trying to escape her?




Because every 16 year old or man stuck in a 16-year old mentality dreams of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qecYEIvg9E#t=31s


Haha! Nice!

I turn 17 next January btw! Wheee!!! /fap

 

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vn_nnanji 
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Subject: Videogames and Jellyboobs
The good news is when you hit 40 you can have boobs of your own.

 

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Sansfear 
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At least they don't try to hide what they are selling:

 

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Yukishiro1 
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It's sorta a joke. The Japanese says "In the new year, breast swells with expectation."

It works in Japanese because there is no subject and no plural. The breast swelling with expectation bit is a phrase in Japanese that means to get excited about something.

 

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vn_nnanji 
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We call that a "chubby."

 

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