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A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl.
She appears to be all over him and soon asks him back to her place "for a coffee".
When they get to her flat, she tells him to help himself to a drink while she slips into something more comfortable....
Just as he finishes getting the drink, the sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee.
"I am your sex slave!" she says, "I will do absolutely ANYTHING you want!"
Well the man is taken a little bit by surprise and can't believe his luck, so he says, "I really fancy a 69."
"F**k Off" replies the girl, "I'm not cooking at this time of night."
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lol
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haha
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__Bonk__ posted:
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I liek cheese
Pirates > Ninjas
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I don't get it.
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NuEM posted:
I don't get it.
Think Chinese carry-out and stop being so damn German.
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NuEM posted:
I don't get it.
You and Bonk.
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vn_nnanji
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Wow look at that.
Arglebargle made a funny.
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I do not see the funny.. 
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Many Chinese takeout restaurants in the US have long menus that are numbered. So instead of ordering a "Kung Pow Chicken", you could just order a #14. 
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Scarne posted:
Many Chinese takeout restaurants in the US have long menus that are numbered. So instead of ordering a "Kung Pow Chicken", you could just order a #14.
ah.. that explains it.
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I don't get it...
Why would she not want to cook? 
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She sounds bossy!
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