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"The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly," he said on MSNBC
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/17/friess-apologizes-for-contraception-comment/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMVzaIMYuTY
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Slow news day? I read this yesterday.
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I don't see the problem here.
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suddenly it's offensive to insinuate women are whores?
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I pity his wife, personally... Sounds like sex with him has been very boring...
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It's an old joke that oldtimers in the 70s used to tell. The fact of the matter is people are people and they did the same then, they just were a bit more quiet about it. The way to get laid again and again was to not tell.
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It's an old joke that oldtimers in the 70s used to tell. The fact of the matter is people are people and they did the same then, they just were a bit more quiet about it. The way to get laid again and again was to not tell.
my mom tells great stories about students and teachers caught effing in the broom closet at her high school, back in the 50's.
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Talk to a woman who lived through this time. They get honest after 65. People were effing just as much they just kept it private. These old fogey white males were clueless to what was going on then and they remain clueless today.
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It's an old joke that oldtimers in the 70s used to tell. The fact of the matter is people are people and they did the same then, they just were a bit more quiet about it. The way to get laid again and again was to not tell.
This!
Why oh why is this considered a controversy? Old guy uses the aspirin joke that was common (particularly among the womenfolk) for most of the 20th century. Gets castigated for it because apparently standards have so changed.
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I don't get the joke?  How would that even work as birth control? (Or is the joke that it obviously doesn't)... 
Ok I read some of the article. I still don't get how that would be considered a joke. Or is it because their legs have to stay closed to hold it there?
Ok
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lol ducky
you got it in the end 
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This fellow is a big support of Santorum BTW.
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I don't get the joke? How would that even work as birth control? (Or is the joke that it obviously doesn't)...
Ok I read some of the article. I still don't get how that would be considered a joke. Or is it because their legs have to stay closed to hold it there?
Ok
yeah, thanks for explaining that to me
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-Foxy- posted:
lol ducky
you got it in the end
And I supposed getting it in the end is yet another form of birth control.
I prefer the one inch method of birth control myself.
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-Ducky- posted:
I don't get the joke? How would that even work as birth control? (Or is the joke that it obviously doesn't)...
Ok I read some of the article. I still don't get how that would be considered a joke. Or is it because their legs have to stay closed to hold it there?
Ok
We have a winner.
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Rhodoman posted:
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I don't get the joke? How would that even work as birth control? (Or is the joke that it obviously doesn't)...
Ok I read some of the article. I still don't get how that would be considered a joke. Or is it because their legs have to stay closed to hold it there?
Ok
We have a winner.
Rho
Yep, I hear she got it in the end. 
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I never did get it.
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I just read an article that discussed how two different parts of your brain are used to get a joke. One part to decipher or "get" the joke and another side that finds the humor in it. Apparently that is not a joke at all because neither side of my brain worked 
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Terminius_Est posted:
I never did get it.
Well hell, bend over. We'll have Webby come 'explain' it to you.
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I just read an article that discussed how two different parts of your brain are used to get a joke. One part to decipher or "get" the joke and another side that finds the humor in it. Apparently that is not a joke at all because neither side of my brain worked
Brain damage. Too many head blows in roller derby.
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lol ducky
you got it in the end
I read this days ago and I still didn't get it until I read Ducky's post.
I thought the senator was implying that a woman should give blowjobs rather than have sex to avoid pregnancy, and the amount of time spent on their knees would cause them aspirin-requiring soreness.
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you are still young tho. so i guess you hadnt heard the expression before
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-Foxy- posted:
you are still young tho. so i guess you hadnt heard the expression before
My wife got it immediately
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You mean American's were having sex before the 1980's? I thought it was an entirely new concept.
Once again, the curtains come down and we learn how retarded the social conservatives really are in America.
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LOL poor DE
well, she is smart, that is why you married her
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Is that where skyrim stole the idea for 'arrow to the knee'?
"I used to be a slut like you, but then I held an aspirin between my knees"
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lol ducky
you got it in the end
she got it in the end? 
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lol, oooops
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lol ducky
you got it in the end
she got it in the end?
She sure did.
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-Kiande- posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
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lol ducky
you got it in the end
she got it in the end?
She sure did.
Guys, I already beat that one to death up above.
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