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Topic: bit on balls: They didn't take the mickey out of me being bitten on my wedding tackle
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Snake bit me Down Undargh!
A BRIT was bitten "down under" by a killer snake while answering a call of nature in the Aussie bush.
The reptile sunk its fangs into Jackson Scott's testicle as he squatted in the dark.
But when he begged best mate Roddy Andrews to suck the venom out, his pal REFUSED.
Instead he drove Jackson on a 40-minute life-or-death dash to Hobart, Tasmania, where doctors gave him an antidote to the deadly tiger snake poison.
Musician Jackson, 29, of Glasgow, said: "I went into the garden at four in the morning after a night in the pub to save flushing the toilet because water is precious in the outback.
"Just as I finished and was about to tuck everything safely away, it bit me. I had my pants around my knees when I hobbled into Roddy's bedroom. My heart was racing and I was hallucinating.
"Needless to say, Rod was not of a mind to suck out the poison."
Jackson, starting a year's working holiday at the remote farm, added: "The doctors and nurses were very professional. They didn't take the mickey out of me being bitten on my wedding tackle."
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The moral of the story is make sure you have at least one gay friend around if you're going to take a dump in the outback.
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Very confusing because I've never before heard the expression "didn't take the mickey out of me".
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Reapist
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_the_piss
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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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Terminius_Est
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Damn! Just when you need Poit around, he's not there.
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