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really having to poop.
Ever get that?
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Cuttlery posted:
really having to poop.
Ever get that?
I get the hard poop before the runny poop that comes 10 minutes later. Its sorta like a cork.
gotta love IBS!
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It's worse when the cork pops and it all comes out in one massive explosion, followed by a tsunami backsplash that covers your ass in poo water.
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Yeah, then there's the feeling like I have a small poop that turns out to be an epic dump.
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HeartView posted:
It's worse when the cork pops and it all comes out in one massive explosion, followed by a tsunami backsplash that covers your ass in poo water.
those don't happen to me very often anymore, since I just don't care who hears me pooping in a public restroom anymore. I figured that there was no sense in causing myself further discomfort just to save someone else from hearing/smelling a perfectly natural (if not perfectly healthy) function.
I have to say though, I do sometimes linger after washing my hands if I know another lady is sitting in the stall waiting for me to leave.
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Or when you are 98% sure you just have to fart but go to the washroom just in case then end up staying in there for 10 minutes.
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finding this thread really hard to masturbate to
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finding this thread really hard to masturbate to
Would pictures help?
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finding this thread really hard to masturbate to
what? you didn't like 2g1c?
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Yall are all full of shite!
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I really hate the poops with splash back.
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I really hate the poops with splash back.
stop going in the tidal pool
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Damn you people! I can only assume reading this thread caused me to have a rare second bm this morning, with matter splatter. The first one this morning was so clean, like a crisp mountain steam.
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Dys had to tell me to stop reading excerpts aloud from this thread while he was eating breakfast. I was laughing so hard I had tears spring up. Dys wasn't as amused.
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Someone in the stall next to me had the machine gun poops, rapid fire.
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POOP thread.
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HeartView posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
finding this thread really hard to masturbate to
Would pictures help?
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iirc,, bread makes you poop. Eat some bread
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Or when you are 98% sure you just have to fart but go to the washroom just in case then end up staying in there for 10 minutes.
Or the time you really think you have to fart but DONT go to the bathroom and it ends up spray painting your underwear.
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Jezza_Belle posted:
Cuttlery posted:
really having to poop.
Ever get that?
I get the hard poop before the runny poop that comes 10 minutes later. Its sorta like a cork.
gotta love IBS!
It does make a handy warning flag, though. Its like it warns me of what is to come so i can make sure there's a good book and plenty of TP in the bathroom 
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Or the never ending poo, usually from eating a really big meal the night before. Most commonly occurring Turkey day evening or the next morning. Think you are done, grab for the tp... ahhh nope, still more. Not like explosive or anything just never ending.
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HeartView posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
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Would pictures help?
What the --?? 
Ya know...this instantly caused some rather bizarre images in my mind...I hate you. 
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Jezza_Belle posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
finding this thread really hard to masturbate to
what? you didn't like 2g1c?
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My poops usually come in a dual step as well. One quickie, followed by the main one about 30-45 minutes later. I can set my watch to it.
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_sooz_ posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
Cuttlery posted:
really having to poop.
Ever get that?
I get the hard poop before the runny poop that comes 10 minutes later. Its sorta like a cork.
gotta love IBS!
It does make a handy warning flag, though. Its like it warns me of what is to come so i can make sure there's a good book and plenty of TP in the bathroom
I play angry birds while I poop. I beat the original, I'm playing Rio now.
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