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My brother and I would stand on opposite sides of the road stare down approaching cars "holding" an invisible rope, looking suspicious. As the car approached, we'd "yank" the invisible rope and watch the driver freak out and hit the brakes and we'd run away as they got out of their car shouting profanities at us.

 

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I saw some kids doing that the other day. Except they were standing on either side of a clearly marked crosswalk, so cars would stop anyway.


Fking retards.

 

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I hid under my lil sisters bed before she went to sleep.... waited a few mins, then started making noises. I am guessing she was around 7 and me at 11.

 

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we would drag old sewing mannequins up to a bridge that spanned across an interstate highway and throw the mannequin down onto the road(not hitting cars directly) and would watch the mayhem for a few minutes as people swerved and stopped thinking it was a real person. Ah good times good times.

 

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THAT WAS YOU!!!! WHY I OUGHTA ......... [profanity]





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If I get my hands on you! [profanity][profanity]

 

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TickyAtack posted:
I saw some kids doing that the other day. Except they were standing on either side of a clearly marked crosswalk, so cars would stop anyway.


Fking retards.




I saw two ACF'ers doing it but they were both on the same side of the street. Fking retards.

 

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..put saran wrap underneath the toilet seat in my mom's bathroom.

..woke my mom up with ketchup all over my face screaming. to this day, the look on her face was priceless!

..put baby powder in my mom's hairdryer once as well, now that is some funny $hit!

..stepped outside a corn row next to the road wearing a hockey mask and wielding a axe around midnight to random cars.

..limburger cheese on the on the engine of my friends car during the winter.

..threw a used condom under the seat of one of my friends in the summer. (the stink that produced was incredible).

..and the best one of all!!!!!!!!! although i did this as a father. had a co-worker (6'7" 350lb. black man) wake my step-daughter up hovering over her in her bedroom with a machete. ONLY BECAUSE...she would try and sometimes scare the $hit out of me all the time, so i wanted to get her back to the point she would never think about doing something like that again to me.

 

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Cant think of any i played on people, but my sister got me good when she told me i'd get super powers if i drank an entire jar of pickled-onion vinegar sick

 

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I stole hundreds of random car magnets and super glued them to my school's security car.

 

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JESUS you guys are all evil. Except tsingtao.

 

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Put someone's car in a classified with their number and say do not call before 9pm.

 

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Put someone's car in a classified with their number and say do not call before 9pm.



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Non reminded me of something a friend did. He went up on an overpass and held on to a rope with a cinder block on the other end and was trying to knock out peoples windshields.......well, a 18 wheeler missed it just enough to get the rope wrapped up in his sideview mirror. The kid had the rope wrapped around his arm and it jerked his arm off at the shoulder. The police came and questioned everyone and arrested the truck driver!

 

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..and the best one of all!!!!!!!!! although i did this as a father. had a co-worker (6'7" 350lb. black man) wake my step-daughter up hovering over her in her bedroom with a machete. ONLY BECAUSE...she would try and sometimes scare the $hit out of me all the time, so i wanted to get her back to the point she would never think about doing something like that again to me.


AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO TRICK YOUR FATHER!

 

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..and the best one of all!!!!!!!!! although i did this as a father. had a co-worker (6'7" 350lb. black man) wake my step-daughter up hovering over her in her bedroom with a machete. ONLY BECAUSE...she would try and sometimes scare the $hit out of me all the time, so i wanted to get her back to the point she would never think about doing something like that again to me.


AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO TRICK YOUR FATHER!





Stolen from Porkys. Good job.

 

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flaming bag of poop?

 

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string up a strand of fishing line across the road between 2 mailboxes, wait for the old guys come cruising around on their beach cruisers

 

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back when CRTs were vogue, putting an empty (but unwashed) tuna can under the backside of the CRT - where the heat riser would pull air from the bottom to cool the tube with tuna air, ejecting heated tuna air out the top

 

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I'm sure if I told the story, I'd get banned.

 

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..and the best one of all!!!!!!!!! although i did this as a father. had a co-worker (6'7" 350lb. black man) wake my step-daughter up hovering over her in her bedroom with a machete. ONLY BECAUSE...she would try and sometimes scare the $hit out of me all the time, so i wanted to get her back to the point she would never think about doing something like that again to me.


AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO TRICK YOUR FATHER!





Stolen from Porkys. Good job.


I don't know about Porky's, but this was a running gag in Arrested Development.

 

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I hate pranks it makes me want to stab kittens and the people that think they are funny

 

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Mangler_SC posted:

I'm sure if I told the story, I'd get banned.




Stories about smearing others with your feces while sexually gratifying a goat are probably within the TOS.

 

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jonus156 posted:
I hate pranks it makes me want to stab kittens and the people that think they are funny


You must have been a boring kid.

 

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when presented with a locked door, here is what you do:

take a sturdy paper lunch bag
fill half way with flour
flatten the opening, fold over once about 1 inch
slide the flattened end under the gap of the closed/locked door
stomp on fat part of paper bag
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[quote=Liquid741]
..and the best one of all!!!!!!!!! although i did this as a father. had a co-worker (6'7" 350lb. black man) wake my step-daughter up hovering over her in her bedroom with a machete. ONLY BECAUSE...she would try and sometimes scare the $hit out of me all the time, so i wanted to get her back to the point she would never think about doing something like that again to me.


AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO TRICK YOUR FATHER!





Stolen from Porkys. Good job.


I don't know about Porky's, but this was a running gag in Arrested Development.[/quote]


Not you, Liquid.

 

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Ok. Got a good start here. Going to run these through the unsolved petty crimes database and see if I can get some matches.

 

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JD_HOGG posted:
Ok. Got a good start here. Going to run these through the unsolved petty crimes database and see if I can get some matches.


Let me know if you find the one I mentioned. But it doesn't matter. The driver was right there and got arrested.

 

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when presented with a locked door, here is what you do:

take a sturdy paper lunch bag
fill half way with flour
flatten the opening, fold over once about 1 inch
slide the flattened end under the gap of the closed/locked door
stomp on fat part of paper bag
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profit


that's just evil, and freaking hilarious to do randomly.

 

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I pushed this kid off a roof and he died, and then I was all like LOL just kidding, and then I brought him back to life.

He didn't think it was that funny though. sad

 

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Non reminded me of something a friend did. He went up on an overpass and held on to a rope with a cinder block on the other end and was trying to knock out peoples windshields.......well, a 18 wheeler missed it just enough to get the rope wrapped up in his sideview mirror. The kid had the rope wrapped around his arm and it jerked his arm off at the shoulder. The police came and questioned everyone and arrested the truck driver!


Reapist, this friend was just some random guy who sent you a chain email.

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JD_HOGG posted:
Ok. Got a good start here. Going to run these through the unsolved petty crimes database and see if I can get some matches.


Let me know if you find the one I mentioned. But it doesn't matter. The driver was right there and got arrested.


?? what was the truck driver arrested for?

 

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Man, all my attempts at childhood pranking seem lame by comparison. In my best attempt, I tied a shoe to a pull switch in the hallway, directly across from our (one) bathroom and connected it to the bathroom doorknob in such a way that the shoe would hit my brother in the face when he got done hogging the bathroom and came out. Only reason it didn't work was because the shoe wasn't quite heavy enough and/or he didn't open the door forcefully enough.

 

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Ok. Got a good start here. Going to run these through the unsolved petty crimes database and see if I can get some matches.


Let me know if you find the one I mentioned. But it doesn't matter. The driver was right there and got arrested.


?? what was the truck driver arrested for?


Arm robbery!

 

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reheat previously cooked fish in the breakroom microwave

 

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reheat previously cooked fish in the breakroom microwave


Oh hell, I still do that at Boeing.

 

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in same breakroom, throw in a bag of microwave popcorn and set the timer for 10 minutes

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I think my favorite is the kitchen sprayer prank... of course, only works if you have a secondary sprayer attached to the sink.

aim the sprayer so it'll hit whomever is standing in front of the sink, you might have to prop something under the edge to get the right angle. put a rubber band around the handle so it's stuck in the on position... lay in wait for someone to use the kitchen sink.

 

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..put saran wrap underneath the toilet seat in my mom's bathroom.

..woke my mom up with ketchup all over my face screaming. to this day, the look on her face was priceless!

..put baby powder in my mom's hairdryer once as well, now that is some funny $hit!

..stepped outside a corn row next to the road wearing a hockey mask and wielding a axe around midnight to random cars.

..limburger cheese on the on the engine of my friends car during the winter.

..threw a used condom under the seat of one of my friends in the summer. (the stink that produced was incredible).

..and the best one of all!!!!!!!!! although i did this as a father. had a co-worker (6'7" 350lb. black man) wake my step-daughter up hovering over her in her bedroom with a machete. ONLY BECAUSE...she would try and sometimes scare the $hit out of me all the time, so i wanted to get her back to the point she would never think about doing something like that again to me.


I actually lol'd at a couple of those.

I did more law-breaking than pranking...egging houses or ding-dong-ditching were popular in my neighborhood. We had a group of 8 people, all holding 2 eggs or more, stand in front of a house and throw on the count of 3...they called the cops on us and had police cars in our neighborhood with spotlights for a couple hours looking...unfortunately, the lady's house we egged wasn't empty and they recognized me and one other guy (or they were pretty sure it was us). So the cops showed up at my house and told me to get a parent and to come with them to the house. They questioned me for a while but I kept denying it and my Mom kept saying "I know my son and he isn't a liar, he wouldn't have done this"...And then I told them how I had been watching Gladiator for like 45 minutes so there was no way I could have done it (I have seen that movie like 100 times, so I know it in reverse, and it was on TV), and after talking about what happened during the movie for a while they let me go home lol.

We also broke into my neighbor's house while it was for sale (no one lived in it, my friend climbed in through the doggy-door and let us in lol). They had left all kinds of food in the fridge/freezer and we cooked like 4 boxes of garlic bread...And a a couple of the other kids that were there used like 5 rolls of TP and hung it from all the fans in the house and stuff. Then the realtor showed up with someone to show the house while we were still inside...We ran out the backdoor and jumped the fence as they were coming in the front door. But we had left our jackets and muddy shoes (we weren't THAT mean apparently) in the garage, so we had to sneak back into the garage while they were inside lol.


after that last incident, we pretty much resorted to ding-dong-ditching because we had so many close calls before that.

 

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reheat previously cooked fish in the breakroom microwave


my Chinese co-worker did this and then brought it back to her desk to eat it.

 

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Cant think of any i played on people, but my sister got me good when she told me i'd get super powers if i drank an entire jar of pickled-onion vinegar sick
Awesome. Now I know where my superpowers came from.

 

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Left a pair of used pantyhose in my brother's glove compartment on his wedding day. My sister in law found them a couple years later when they were cleaning out the vehicle to sell it. He got in a lot of trouble until he mentioned it to me about a year later and I said, 'Oh yeah, I put those there.' I thought he was gonna kill me.

As a young child, watched my brothers move the out house and none of us told anyone. Granny fell in the hole. It was bad.

Rubber banded the sprayer on the sink on April Fools and told my kids they had to do the dishes.

Edit: The pantyhose thing was when I was an adult - I had three kids at the time...

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instead of soap we used paraffine on Halloween

...had to be scraped off whistling

 

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Silverwuf posted:
Left a pair of used pantyhose in my brother's glove compartment on his wedding day. My sister in law found them a couple years later when they were cleaning out the vehicle to sell it. He got in a lot of trouble until he mentioned it to me about a year later and I said, 'Oh yeah, I put those there.' I thought he was gonna kill me.

As a young child, watched my brothers move the out house and none of us told anyone. Granny fell in the hole. It was bad.

Rubber banded the sprayer on the sink on April Fools and told my kids they had to do the dishes.

Edit: The pantyhose thing was when I was an adult - I had three kids at the time...

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An outhouse!? How old are you???

 

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A friend an I once came in early to work and completely reorganized our co-worker's workbench to be a mirror image of his usual setup. The victim happened to be completely blind. We had a lot of fun with him (but he gave as well as he got - one time he caught a mouse in the warehouse and left it in a box of parts I had been working on at my bench.)

I was always amazed by Bobby - being completely blind, he could completely disassemble a Model 40 KDP Printer down to every type palette, spring, and washer and reassemble it perfectly:




 

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I was in class when we had one of the seattle earthquakes, and so we all got under the desks, and I thought it was fun.


The people under the table next to me were scared and freaking out, and a couple minutes after it stopped I reached over and grabbed their table leg and started shaking it.


They didnt find it funny.

 

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loving this topic, going to implement some of these on my friends and family.

 

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A friend an I once came in early to work and completely reorganized our co-worker's workbench to be a mirror image of his usual setup. The victim happened to be completely blind. We had a lot of fun with him (but he gave as well as he got - one time he caught a mouse in the warehouse and left it in a box of parts I had been working on at my bench.)

I was always amazed by Bobby - being completely blind, he could completely disassemble a Model 40 KDP Printer down to every type palette, spring, and washer and reassemble it perfectly:







I worked at a florist with a blind lady, she actually made arrangements. We used to give her all kinds of sh*t about being blind, she loved that we didn't treat her like an invalid.

"geezus, what are you blind?" "Why don't you look where you're going?"

 

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I was in class when we had one of the seattle earthquakes, and so we all got under the desks, and I thought it was fun.


The people under the table next to me were scared and freaking out, and a couple minutes after it stopped I reached over and grabbed their table leg and started shaking it.


They didnt find it funny.




LOL, are you my brother's twin?

 

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I was in class when we had one of the seattle earthquakes, and so we all got under the desks, and I thought it was fun.


The people under the table next to me were scared and freaking out, and a couple minutes after it stopped I reached over and grabbed their table leg and started shaking it.


They didnt find it funny.



The first time I was ever in an earthquake that there was even enough time to think about what was happening, I was pregnant with my youngest, visiting a friend in an upper floor apartment. I grabbed my daughter who was 4 at time and got under the table. It wasn't until the entire thing was over that I realized that it was a glass top table with a table cloth on it.

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
Surge_MT posted:
A friend an I once came in early to work and completely reorganized our co-worker's workbench to be a mirror image of his usual setup. The victim happened to be completely blind. We had a lot of fun with him (but he gave as well as he got - one time he caught a mouse in the warehouse and left it in a box of parts I had been working on at my bench.)

I was always amazed by Bobby - being completely blind, he could completely disassemble a Model 40 KDP Printer down to every type palette, spring, and washer and reassemble it perfectly:







I worked at a florist with a blind lady, she actually made arrangements. We used to give her all kinds of sh*t about being blind, she loved that we didn't treat her like an invalid.

"geezus, what are you blind?" "Why don't you look where you're going?"


Yeah, he was a very good friend, I wouldn't give his blindness any more of a second thought than I would the hair color of any of my other friends. In fact, that kind of relationship with a functional blind person got me out of jury duty once - I guess the plaintiffs didn't want someone on the jury who could impact the "quality of life" discussion during deliberations in favor of the defense. (the case was about a person who claimed to have suffered blindness after being punched in the face during a bar fight)

 

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