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Topic: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!

Abaddon_Ambrosius Title: Retired Theurgist TL Posts: 25,187 Registered: Dec 21, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 25,057 User ID: 568,022	Subject: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
	A Florida man is recovering at a local burn center after suffering severe injuries from an electric cigarette that exploded in his mouth. Chief Butch Parker of the North Bay Fire District responded to the call. He said a faulty battery inside the electric cigarette likely caused the accident. Parker described the explosion as if Holloway was holding a "bottle rocket in his mouth." Parker said the explosion knocked out all Holloway's teeth and part of his tongue. The event also set fire to the room. http://www.newser.com/story/139805/e-cigarette-explodes-in-mans-mouth.html -----signature----- In the immortal words of Socrates - "I drank what?" "God you guys suck at the internet - how can you fail to locate porn?!" - Eternal_Midnight "Knowing means nothing." - Fat-badger
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter Posts: 30,884 Registered: Nov 1, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 28,020 User ID: 490,177	Subject: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
	Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow! -----signature----- You're Right ~ Koneg He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
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Abaddon_Ambrosius Title: Retired Theurgist TL Posts: 25,187 Registered: Dec 21, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 25,057 User ID: 568,022	Subject: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
	No kidding. This creeps me right the f*ck out. I think being shot in a random drive by shooting would be preferable to this. Sittin' back in your study, relaxinKABOOM!! JFC WHERE IS MY FACE??!?!?!? -----signature----- In the immortal words of Socrates - "I drank what?" "God you guys suck at the internet - how can you fail to locate porn?!" - Eternal_Midnight "Knowing means nothing." - Fat-badger
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Huges07.1 Posts: 20,118 Registered: Oct 29, '06 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 14,466 User ID: 1,180,120	Subject: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
	Ohhhh! This one will probably wind up on The YNC! -----signature----- Don't make me go pop the trunk.
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Taliesihne Title: Wind on the Deep Waters Posts: 36,223 Registered: Feb 19, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 30,592 User ID: 896,469	Subject: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
	Really wish they would release the brand that did this. It's something that needs to be known. -----signature----- Jesus saves, Allah protects, and Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. -Roland Deschain, of Gilead
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Huges07.1 Posts: 20,118 Registered: Oct 29, '06 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 14,466 User ID: 1,180,120	Subject: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
	Keep trying them all, Tali. You'll figure it out eventually. -----signature----- Don't make me go pop the trunk.
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Thugoneous Title: Watching Caliente, BRB. Posts: 6,060 Registered: Nov 2, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 5,795 User ID: 734,292	Subject: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
	Huges07.1 posted: Keep trying them all, Tali. You'll figure it out eventually. -----signature----- Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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Taliesihne Title: Wind on the Deep Waters Posts: 36,223 Registered: Feb 19, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 30,592 User ID: 896,469	Subject: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
	I'm not using mine atm. I have tons of friends who are however. And certain brands (like Blu) are commercially available everywhere. -----signature----- Jesus saves, Allah protects, and Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. -Roland Deschain, of Gilead
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imaloon1 Posts: 25,153 Registered: Sep 15, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 19,758 User ID: 838,293	Subject: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
	I didn't know you could use them as WMD'S!!! -----signature----- The time draws nearer to your fate
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vn_nnanji Title: Outpost Music Expert Posts: 71,647 Registered: Jun 30, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 62,027 User ID: 212,537	Subject: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
	Those things are illegal at all of our company locations, right along with real smoking. You cannot smoke on company grounds, period. -----signature----- http://www.rockhall.com/inductee/ramones NFL Owner http://www.packers.com/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOenrJxoWuE&feature=related
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smellymotor Posts: 12,223 Registered: Sep 12, '04 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,539 User ID: 965,927	Subject: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
	http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/british-tourist-bitten-down-under-by-deadly-snake-while-answering-call-of-nature/story-e6frfq80-1226273438783 As Jackson Scott crouched in the dark at a remote Tasmanian farm, a highly venomous tiger snake bit his testicle, The Sun reported Thursday -----signature----- smellymotor Young and Free
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Bonzoboy1 Posts: 7,090 Registered: Aug 1, '08 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 7,015 User ID: 1,312,136	Subject: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
	At least link the whole story http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/down-under/penis-testicle-testical-tiger-snake-australia-wildlife-worlds-deadliest-snakes Scott told the paper in the exclusive interview that when he begged best mate, Roddy Andrews, to suck the venom out, his buddy refused. He did, however, agree to drive Scott 40 minutes back to the capital city, Hobart, so that doctors could administer an antidote. -----signature----- Politicians are like diapers, they should be changed often and for the same reason.
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Manegarm Title: European Imperialist Good Guy Posts: 33,712 Registered: Aug 11, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 32,596 User ID: 829,780	Subject: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
	Holy crap he pissed of James Bond. -----signature----- Europa Eternita! "Damn, Manegarm; you are HAWT!! " - Taolynn "To the everlasting glory of the infantry, Shines the name Shines the name of Rodger Young" ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME! Nein mann ich will noch nicht gehen
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