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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/02/man-suffers-heart-attack-at-heart-attack-grill/
A man suffered an apparent heart attack while eating a “Triple Bypass Burger†at the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas.
The man, whose identity has not been released, was eating by himself when he began complaining of chest pains, started sweating and stuttering his words, said Jon Basso, the restaurant’s owner.
“I was in the back cooking and the nurses came back and said ‘someone is having a heart attack,’†said Basso.
At first Basso didn’t believe it because in the hospital-themed restaurant, where wait staff wear sexy nursing uniforms, and the diners are outfitted with hospital gowns, the employees and customers sometimes role play.
“No, he’s really having an f-ing heart attack,†one of the employees told Basso, he said.
The burger joint, whose slogan is “taste…worth dying for,†is known for its self-proclaimed unhealthy food. A sign on the front door reads, “Caution: This Establishment is Bad for Your Health.â€
 Ohhh the sweet sweet irony
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Tourists were less sympathetic, apparently thinking they were witnessing nothing more than a fit of acting or a publicity stunt — since the restaurant sometimes wheels healthy customers in an out of the restaurant on wheelchairs.
“It was horrible, the tourists were saying ‘hold on, slow down, let me get a shot,†Basso said.
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Well they aren't lying!
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That must be one hell of a good burger.
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Moe_Nox posted:
Tourists were less sympathetic, apparently thinking they were witnessing nothing more than a fit of acting or a publicity stunt — since the restaurant sometimes wheels healthy customers in an out of the restaurant on wheelchairs.
“It was horrible, the tourists were saying ‘hold on, slow down, let me get a shot,†Basso said.
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I *love* truth in advertising.
Kudos!
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Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:
I *love* truth in advertising.
Kudos!
Hopefully the guy lives and becomes a spokesman for the restaurant. 
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I bet the next burger is on the house!
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Testerion posted:
I bet the next burger is on the house!
He'll eat there for free the rest of his life.
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HE HAD IT COMING!
LOL
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can't buy publicity like that.
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Eventually someone's going to have a heart attack in your restaurant.
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Their burgers are fantastic, just don't eat there every day and you'll be fine.
Their spokesman died last year at the age of 29. He was 6'8" and weighed 572 pounds.
http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/health/face-of-heart-attack-grill-dies-3-2-2011
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