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-Mithan- 
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Subject: Too bad Syria didn't have major oil reserves
Then the US could invade to "help the people" out.

 

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Subject: Too bad Syria didn't have major oil reserves
we sure would!

 

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Subject: Too bad Syria didn't have major oil reserves
we prefer "liberate"

 

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Subject: Too bad Syria didn't have major oil reserves
I prefer carpet bomb and take.

 

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Subject: Too bad Syria didn't have major oil reserves
Motar98 posted:
we prefer "liberate"


We don't invade we liberate.


Look for a costly no fly zone soon.

 

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-Mithan- posted:
Then the US could invade to "help the people" out.


As far as I know the good people of Iran who love the United States and our crazy western ways need help we will probably be helping them out by the end of the year happy

 

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Subject: Too bad Syria didn't have major oil reserves
maybe Canada can pony up some balls and do it this time?
then maybe you can go re-up and do something that actually matters again.

 

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Subject: Too bad Syria didn't have major oil reserves
Fozzie_Bear posted:
maybe Canada can pony up some balls and do it this time?
then maybe you can go re-up and do something that actually matters again.




Why? Swinging from the US's ball hairs gets you all the benefits with little cost...

 

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Subject: Too bad Syria didn't have major oil reserves
because actually doing stuff that matters is, in fact, way better feeling than sitting on a message board in your cellar talking smack.

having done both I can make the call on that.

 

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Subject: Too bad Syria didn't have major oil reserves
they have major oil reserves, the terrorist are hiding them along with the weapons of mass destruction

 

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Subject: Too bad Syria didn't have major oil reserves
FineYoungCannibals posted:
they have major oil reserves, the terrorist are hiding them along with the weapons of mass destruction



/news bulletin

The US has re-invaded Syria

 

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Subject: Too bad Syria didn't have major oil reserves
re-invaded is kinda lame... since we're doing it the most we should get to invent the word for it.

 

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Subject: Too bad Syria didn't have major oil reserves
I'm sure that it would be another Libya if China and Russia did not veto the UN security council resolution.

Sounds like they already have the plans down and are not going to tolerate anymore military action against civilians.

 

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Subject: Too bad Syria didn't have major oil reserves
Funny how Iraq switched from an anti-terrorism mission to a humanity one, isn't it? While places like Darfur and subsaharan Africa are WAY worse but go completely unnoticed.

 

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