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Rockerchickie007 
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Subject: How do you get someone at work to stfu?
This lady is loud and annoying when she talks on the phone to correspondents. She also takes every chance she gets to degrade the place that she works for.


ACF, what do?

 

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Subject: How do you get someone at work to stfu?
before I answer this, is your stapler made from metal or is it a cheap plastic one?

 

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Remove dirty sweat sock, shove in mouth.

 

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Silence is golden, Duct Tape is silver.

 

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Subject: How do you get someone at work to stfu?
Post about it on ACF. It'll work, trust me.

 

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Date a lesbian

 

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Subject: How do you get someone at work to stfu?
Hawkson posted:
Silence is golden, Duct Tape is silver.



applause

 

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Subject: How do you get someone at work to stfu?
There's probably not a lot you can do about someone like that. I'm fortunate to be able to work from home whenever I want so when someone pisses me off, I don't come to the office the next day - their loss.

I also work in a cubicle in a nice quiet corner where nobody I don't like comes to visit. That works well for me too.

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AkagiyamaMissile posted:
Hawkson posted:
Silence is golden, Duct Tape is silver.



applause



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Hawkson posted:
Silence is golden, Duct Tape is silver.


Ooh! I like that one!

 

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You're not going to change her.

 

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Subject: How do you get someone at work to stfu?
Crush her feelings like you did cao's, LOL! laugh


That shut him up pretty quick.

 

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Subject: How do you get someone at work to stfu?
Hawkson posted:
AkagiyamaMissile posted:
Hawkson posted:
Silence is golden, Duct Tape is silver.



applause



Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.




That was clever!

 

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Subject: How do you get someone at work to stfu?
I've always been partial to walking over to them and saying, "Hey, why don't you STFU".

Almost always works. In fact, pretty much everyone in the office stfu for a couple of days after doing that.

 

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Tipztoe posted:
before I answer this, is your stapler made from metal or is it a cheap plastic one?


cheap automatic plastic POS.

 

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Subject: How do you get someone at work to stfu?
Rockerchickie007 posted:
This lady is loud and annoying when she talks on the phone to correspondents. She also takes every chance she gets to degrade the place that she works for.


ACF, what do?

Record her and send it to the boss anonymously.

 

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-Mithan- posted:
Rockerchickie007 posted:
This lady is loud and annoying when she talks on the phone to correspondents. She also takes every chance she gets to degrade the place that she works for.


ACF, what do?

Record her and send it to the boss anonymously.


She's been reported to the big boss several times by people other than me plain

 

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Subject: How do you get someone at work to stfu?
Rockerchickie007 posted:
-Mithan- posted:
Rockerchickie007 posted:
This lady is loud and annoying when she talks on the phone to correspondents. She also takes every chance she gets to degrade the place that she works for.


ACF, what do?

Record her and send it to the boss anonymously.


She's been reported to the big boss several times by people other than me plain


So video tape them when she is giving him a blow job and then black mail him into firing her ass.

 

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Put a herring in her desk drawer.

 

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Mangler_SC posted:

Put a herring in her desk drawer.






Maybe her herring is already affected to the point that she can not tell she is talking loud. Then you would be picking on the handicapped.

 

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regulator_cracka posted:
Crush her feelings like you did cao's

 

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I've always been partial to walking over to them and saying, "Hey, why don't you STFU".

Almost always works. In fact, pretty much everyone in the office stfu for a couple of days after doing that.

Like a boss

 

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I've always been partial to walking over to them and saying, "Hey, why don't you STFU".

Almost always works. In fact, pretty much everyone in the office stfu for a couple of days after doing that.




A baby bull and a Papa Bull, Ptilk, are standing on a mountain looking down at the herd. One cow in the herd is being very very loud!


Baby bull says to Ptilk, Dad lets RUN DOWN THERE AND TELL HER TO STFU!!


Ptilk calmly replies, patience young one, we will walk down and shut them all up!

 

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Tell her you would appreciate it if she would keep her voice down; she might not even be aware that it is distracting.

Disparaging the workplace? I would just ignore it, but if she complains directly to you then you're entitled to defend the company as you'd like.

 

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Ptilk posted:
I've always been partial to walking over to them and saying, "Hey, why don't you STFU".

Almost always works. In fact, pretty much everyone in the office stfu for a couple of days after doing that.


Has always worked for me.

 

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regulator_cracka posted:
Hawkson posted:
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[quote=Hawkson]Silence is golden, Duct Tape is silver.



applause



Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.




That was clever![/quote]

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Severed horse head in her bed

Write 'FYC says STFU' in horse-blood on the walls

That oughta frighten her into permanent silence

 

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Severed horse head in her bed

Write 'FYC (The Don) says STFU' in horse-blood on the walls

That oughta frighten her into permanent silence


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You live and work in California dont yah?

If the answer is yes then forget about it.

 

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Ptilk posted:
I've always been partial to walking over to them and saying, "Hey, why don't you STFU".

Almost always works. In fact, pretty much everyone in the office stfu for a couple of days after doing that.
I had similar results the one time I did that.

 

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I've never worked in an office but it works on a roof...

 

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Just forget about it and let her do her thing.

People like that always have their annoying mouths catch up to them, but you don't want to be associated with rudeness or unprofessionalism in the workplace, even to someone that is obviously annoying to everyone. Consider it a practice in stress management.

 

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Yeah.. I work with a woman like that. She yells out, "IS ANYONE PRINTING?!?!" when we work in a call center environment. She also gives our false information among other things that make you go - huh?

 

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Crush her feelings like you did cao's, LOL! laugh


That shut him up pretty quick.

him?

 

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Caoilin posted:
regulator_cracka posted:
Crush her feelings like you did cao's, LOL! laugh


That shut him up pretty quick.

him?


he is obviously having a relapse of intelligence.

 

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take a pistol to work.
when she goes off, put a couple rounds into her, and anyone else that opens their big mouths.
make the news!

win win!

 

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Caoilin posted:
regulator_cracka posted:
Crush her feelings like you did cao's, LOL! laugh


That shut him up pretty quick.

him?



Posting white man hands in pics, twice, kind of blows your cover.

 

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Put bread in it.

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tell her that her constant talking down about the workplace is making a hostile work environment for you, and if she doesn't stop you will be forced to report her.

I worked with a guy like this, and confronting him about his attitude made him realize that he was bringing everyone down around him and he did stop, for a while.

 

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Send her an anonymous gift: a hearing aide. Seriously, she probably has hearing damage. As for the work place bashing, some people think of it as therapy. The hearing aide should tackle that problem too. She can bitch quietly to herself.

 

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Rape them.

 

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Rape them.


If that doesn't work, offer her a free colonsocopy.

 

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Xanzo posted:
Ptilk posted:
I've always been partial to walking over to them and saying, "Hey, why don't you STFU".

Almost always works. In fact, pretty much everyone in the office stfu for a couple of days after doing that.


Has always worked for me.

Yeah but aren't you (and possibly also Ptilk) a big tatted up dude?

 

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lol, regulator_cracka thinks cao is a white male

 

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Put bread in it.

Rho
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