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Subject: I would be so torn if she managed to pass the age check.
I dont know judging by the complexion on her face she looks like she is 30+.

Some girls shouldnt spend a ton of time in the sun, I know girl that is her late 20's but she looks 40 because she has spent most of her life outdoors in the sun.

 

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Subject: I would be so torn if she managed to pass the age check.
OMG, she has a face?

 

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Subject: I would be so torn if she managed to pass the age check.
compared to the chick in the foreground, look at the chub in the background-right

 

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LOL yeah, I did.

 

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Subject: I would be so torn if she managed to pass the age check.
There's no way in hell that ugly-ass skank is under 18. You're safe from the gub'ment police, but the good taste police would like you to have a seat over there.

 

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Umm no, I'll lay down and she can sit.

 

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There's no way in hell that ugly-ass skank is under 18. You're safe from the gub'ment police, but the good taste police would like you to have a seat over there.
haha

 

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Subject: I would be so torn if she managed to pass the age check.
Shoot, any of you guys would be proud to say you hit it.

 

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Do not understand your obsession with muscle chicks

 

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Do not understand your obsession with muscle chicks

 

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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Do not understand your obsession with muscle chicks


She's not a muscle chick, she's just healthy.

 

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Do not understand your obsession with muscle chicks


She's not a muscle chick, she's just healthy.


She has cut abs, and her shoulders are wide, with a v-shaped torso that isn't from giant tits. She's not going to be winning a competition anytime soon, though.

 

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There's no way in hell that ugly-ass skank is under 18. You're safe from the gub'ment police, but the good taste police would like you to have a seat over there.
This.

 

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That's a man.

 

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Reapist posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
Do not understand your obsession with muscle chicks


She's not a muscle chick, she's just healthy.
Like a teenage boy.

 

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Ah-Schoo posted:
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Do not understand your obsession with muscle chicks


She's not a muscle chick, she's just healthy.
Like a teenage boy.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9IgLueodZA 1:40 - 1:50

 

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i would make her eat some cheeseburgers to get rid of those abs

 

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Reap would be all over it if she had a penis.

 

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Heh

 

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DE is just mad that she's basically the female version of him, except with a 6 pack.

 

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DE is just mad that she's basically the female version of him, except with a 6 pack.

And a bigger schlong. (And we all know that DE isn't suffering in this department...)

 

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Reapist posted:
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[quote=Dark_EternalFF]Do not understand your obsession with muscle chicks


She's not a muscle chick, she's just healthy.
Like a teenage boy.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9IgLueodZA 1:40 - 1:50

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If that was actually on purpose -- well played, sir.

 

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dude wtf?

 

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TickyAtack posted:
Reap would be all over it if she had a penis.



There would be one pokin in her before I was done.

 

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what age check? Middle?

 

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compared to the chick in the foreground, look at the chub in the background-right
I think I prefer the background-right over the foreground... her belly button looks weird

 

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dude wtf?


inorite?

 

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zombies! I think they'd be more reapist's speed though.

 

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lolwattha! Those girls would not have the sense to tell me no or the strength to fight me off. batting

 

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Was that taken at the dance after the special olympics?

 

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dunno, but it made me LOL fo reelz

 

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She needs to call the police. Somebody stole her boobies.

 

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HOT

 

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dunno, but it made me LOL fo reelz



yeah me too, I still am. Especially at the one on the left.

 

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HOT

 

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Rule number one "never date a girl that can kick your ass"












I would still hit that ass like a redheaded step child

 

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That's my Alma Mater grin

So she's at least in university tongue

 

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winga posted:
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HOT




Now her, I like.

 

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Rule number one "never date a girl that can kick your ass"












I would still hit that ass like a redheaded step child


Finally, another honest man.

 

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