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she was at the bar, for the past month blah blah she had been in the hosptial, no were to live and blah blah blah....so i tell her if she would need a place to trash she can walk to my place....so we get at my place and make her some leftovers when she is in the bathroom. she needed to wash out the spilled beer in her hair? so the water kept on running in there....10 mins go by and i ask her if she was alright....she goes on and saying its really in my hair....so then anouter 5 mins goes by and the curtain to the bathroom door kinda budlge out...after another 5 mins the buldge was so sticking out i could see knees or fist on the floor. at this point i ask her if she was alright and there was no response.....so i go into the bathroom. she is passed out colded kneeling, crotched over....there is a needle on the ground....4 used up packs and 5 unsued ones.....unresponive slightly blue....wtf! i first get her to my bed somehow and cover her up, caryng dead weight is horrible...i carefully covered everything so my cat would go in there and may someone eat or whatnot that crap....then i proceeded to lie on the grounds listening to her to make sure she kept making those strongly breathes valso checking the pulse once in a while to make sure it was steady. once that was other i checked the pulse to make sure and thankfully she came down.....
but wtf, drugs are bad, mmmmmk?
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yes, so stop taking the meth before posting.
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Jezza_Belle posted:
yes, so stop taking the meth before posting.
really...thats just low....meth is horribloe
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lol
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I'd have called an ambulance SO fast to get that thing out of my house...
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i saw something on tv about this last night, it was an experiment in gay sex that ended in shame: mightbe passed out in his car and when he woke up in shame, he went back inside and made the guy lay down on the floor and shot him in the head.
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I'd have called an ambulance SO fast to get that thing out of my house...
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I'd have called an ambulance SO fast to get that thing out of my house...
Seriously.
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nakkid girl high on smack passed out on bathroom floor. Carried to bedroom.
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Yeah, im in the "Would have called 911" category.
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Yeah, that's me. A regular ol' cannibal. Actually i just cant control myself and stop myself eating everything, not just people. Furniture, computer parts, you name it. I eat everything that crosses my path.
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Yeah, im in the "Would have called 911" category.
Yeah, why accept that kind of liability from a random stranger?
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Yeah, im in the "Would have called 911" category.
Yeah, why accept that kind of liability from a random stranger?
Exactly... plus if she's turning blue, she is in medical danger and needs to be seen by a doctor asap.
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Seriously...if you have nothing nice to say to sooz...please go elsewhere.
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IRL I am pushing close to 5 bills, so I need to make fun of people on the internet. That way I feel better about my pathetic self
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You should have at least checked to see if she was alive by testing the temperature inside her vagina with your penis.
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dark have you seen her wedding pic? her back fat is muffin topping the top of her dress. it's hilarious.
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dark have you seen her wedding pic? her back fat is muffin topping the top of her dress. it's hilarious.
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Post a pic of yourself Caolin
yeah, that's what I thought
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Post a pic of yourself Caolin
yeah, that's what I thought
Having not seen Cao, she's probably still >>>>>>>>>> Sooz
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what does caoilin have to do with sooz
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Gilligan.USCG posted:
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Post a pic of yourself Caolin
yeah, that's what I thought
Having not seen Cao, she's probably still >>>>>>>>>> Sooz
She asked me not to post it, but I'm kind of an asshole so:
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Cao has posted her picture a couple of times.
*shrug*
She looks like a normal weighted 20something emo...
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Onslaught. posted:
Cao has posted her picture a couple of times.
*shrug*
She looks like a normal weighted 20something emo...
That pic is old, she got black since then.
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and changed genders
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dark have you seen her wedding pic? her back fat is muffin topping the top of her dress. it's hilarious.
This is why its important to view yourself in a 360 mirror when you're gonna buy a wedding dress.
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Jezza_Belle posted:
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dark have you seen her wedding pic? her back fat is muffin topping the top of her dress. it's hilarious.
This is why its important to view yourself in a 360 mirror when you're gonna buy a wedding dress.
The one picture that ACF got hold of, yeah the top of my dress kinda curled in in a weird way, which made it look like my back fat was spilling over. It wasnt. In every other picture from the wedding it was just fine, the dress actually fit really well. Plus, back then i was almost 30lbs heavier than i am now.
But of course, this is ACF and someone who has only seen one bad photo is obviously the person to rely on for the "facts".
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call 911 not just another excuse to bomb some country in the middle east.
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Yummy. You need to invest in a heart needle and some adrenaline.
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You deserve it for the unsolicited, unwarranted asshole threads against someone who never even said the eff you deserve
it wasn't me, but glad to see someone else sees this
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call 911 not just another excuse to bomb some country in the middle east.
we had plenty of reason to go to Afghanistan and clean house
that left turn into Iraq, Is what I will always question
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Same thing happened to me on New Years Eve...except I am obviously a more experienced drunk and have some medic training :P
(She was my room mate's friend, a group of us, I wasn't gunna try to bang her I swears.) She started puking which was odd, because she hadn't had much to drink...but then she passed out and was still vomiting while laying on her back. I put her in the recovery position (on her side with her legs and arms positioned to where she can't flop on their belly or back.) So they won't choke on their vomit. As soon as she was unresponsive we called an ambulance, when they arrived I was still trying to gauge her responsiveness (check response to verbal communication by talking and yelling, and then check response to pain by pinching a sensitive spot like the back of the arm.) Slapped her a bit too to which she responded annoyed by, which is a good sign. Checked her blood pressure and when the paramedics watched for a few and then told me she wasn't responsive enough and needed to go to the hospital. After they'd left my bud told me while searching her purse they found what appeared to be heroin. Normally that would be good to know sooner.
Anyways, that's how you take care of dying drunk chicks. They might be mad that you searched their ish, had them sent to a hospital, etc, but it's better than them overdosing on a bathroom floor.
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should of let darwin had his due!!
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Brandun posted:
You deserve it for the unsolicited, unwarranted asshole threads against someone who never even said the eff you deserve
it wasn't me, but glad to see someone else sees this
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