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Bonzoboy1 
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Subject: My wife laid down the law
She has really been clamping down on what I eat and she has come to fear the season of the girl scout cookie. Not only am I a big fan of Thin Mints but ever since we had my daughter I'm a soft touch for girls who want something, my wife calls it the daddy effect. So I am banned from shopping alone until further notice.

 

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As an Outposter it's probably best that you don't do anything alone with young girls.

coffee

 

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Subject: My wife laid down the law
paulg_68 posted:
As an Outposter it's probably best that you don't do anything alone with young girls.

coffee


I was working on something about cookies but this is Truthier.

 

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paulg_68 posted:
As an Outposter it's probably best that you don't do anything alone with young girls.

coffee

 

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Bonzoboy1 
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If I lived someplace other than Southern California I might be able to get away with leaving a box or two in my truck.

 

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If you get exercise, the thin mints become irrelevant.


Fatty

 

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My garage is lousy with girl scout cookies.

 

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Aerlinthian posted:
Fatty


Not yet but 50 is looming, I've even cut down on the Mexican food which really limits your selection around work.

 

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50 is young, go exercise.

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Thin mints crushed up on top of vanilla ice cream is about the best time you can have in a cereal bowl.

 

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http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-girl-scout-thin-mints-i131888

If you could be happy with just 4 a day..not a bad sweet snack (calorie wise) at all.
It's once a year..be the man and hide a box!

 

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Be careful things can go south quick.

 

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Thugoneous posted:


Be careful things can go south quick.


Thug dude you should work out more

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Ashmaele posted:
My garage is filled with girl scouts stuffed in the freezer.



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Halloweve posted:http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-girl-scout-thin-mints-i131888

If you could be happy with just 4 a day..not a bad sweet snack (calorie wise) at all.
It's once a year..be the man and hide a box!





lol
be the man and tell her to get back into the kitchen

 

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