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Bakuun 
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Subject: I met the worst kind of pretentious twat today...
One of the instructors at my climbing course today was discussing the difference between plastic and leather mountaineer boots, then went on a 10 minute diatribe on how leather is murder and how he, as a vegetarian, would NEVER recommend leather for any purpose. Using a class on glacier travel to spread your idiot message is the WRONG FORUM. I tuned out quite quickly after that. He even looked like a frickin hippy dumbass...

I'm going to eat steak for a week. /rant

 

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Subject: I met the worst kind of pretentious twat today...
Next time, bring a steak - and slap him with it.

 

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You are there to learn about climbing

not listen some douchebag get on his soapbox

I agree with you

you should of punched him square in the Jimmy

 

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The correct response is, "Murder is delicious."

 

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Subject: I met the worst kind of pretentious twat today...
Hawkson posted:
Next time, bring a steak - and slap him with it.


oh god I'm going to the next seminar chewing on beef jerky and steak strips. Probably going to wear my riding jacket and leather boots. Maybe get that shirt that reads "Meat is murder: tasty, tasty murder."

 

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Tell him to go swimming off of the Australian coast. And when he meets a Great White shark, to bitch at it about eating meat.

 

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Why must you promote animal suffering just to spite some douchebag you met?

 

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because it tastes GREAT

 

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and... why not?

 

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Bakuun posted:
because it tastes GREAT



ESPECIALLY WITH BBQ SAUCE
drooling

 

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Yeah? well..I try not to eat meat, but I still eat fish. I can't adequately justify why I allow myself to indirectly cause suffering to fish but not to cows, pigs or chickens.

It makes no sense, but thats what I do.

 

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ikkoikki posted:
Yeah? well..I try not to eat meat, but I still eat fish. I can't adequately justify why I allow myself to indirectly cause suffering to fish but not to cows, pigs or chickens.

It makes no sense, but thats what I do.


that's not the point: he was pontificating about this at a seminar that had absolutely no bearing on the subject

 

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Look, if I was stuck on a freezing mountain top, I would wear fur and leather and I'd strap an animal butt on my head too if it kept me from dying.

 

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Was it really a 10 minute diatribe or are you just being melodramatic because someone mentioned an opinion you disagree with in passing?

 

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Subject: I met the worst kind of pretentious twat today...
Bakuun posted:
One of the instructors at my climbing course today was discussing the difference between plastic and leather mountaineer boots, then went on a 10 minute diatribe on how leather is murder and how he, as a vegetarian, would NEVER recommend leather for any purpose. Using a class on glacier travel to spread your idiot message is the WRONG FORUM. I tuned out quite quickly after that. He even looked like a frickin hippy dumbass...

I'm going to eat steak for a week. /rant



I saw a hipster with a handlebar mustache giving a walking tour of DT Seattle today. They're probably roommates.

 

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Go to Iceland. You won't have this problem.

 

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deadcactus posted:
Was it really a 10 minute diatribe or are you just being melodramatic because someone mentioned an opinion you disagree with in passing?

exactly what i was thinking. laugh

 

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next time take a 12 inch sub loaded down with 5 types of meat:)

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
Bakuun posted:
One of the instructors at my climbing course today was discussing the difference between plastic and leather mountaineer boots, then went on a 10 minute diatribe on how leather is murder and how he, as a vegetarian, would NEVER recommend leather for any purpose. Using a class on glacier travel to spread your idiot message is the WRONG FORUM. I tuned out quite quickly after that. He even looked like a frickin hippy dumbass...

I'm going to eat steak for a week. /rant



I saw a hipster with a handlebar mustache giving a walking tour of DT Seattle today. They're probably roommates.


"Hipsters are the friends who sneer when you cop to liking Coldplay. They're the people who wear t-shirts silk-screened with quotes from movies you've never heard of and the only ones in America who still think Pabst Blue Ribbon is a good beer. They sport cowboy hats and berets and think Kanye West stole their sunglasses. Everything about them is exactingly constructed to give off the vibe that they just don't care."
— Time, July 2009[5]


did he sound like he didnt care? cuz that would be funny for a tour guide. "over there's some stuff, can we be done now?"

 

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Your post made me think of this happy


Meat is Murder


Truly...

 

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Subject: I met the worst kind of pretentious twat today...
The real question here is, what's the BEST kind of pretentious twat? Kinda thought they were all tied for last

 

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Brandun posted:
Bakuun posted:
because it tastes GREAT



ESPECIALLY WITH BBQ SAUCE
drooling


Only Brandun would put BBQ sauce on a steak. mischief

 

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