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This woman I'd dating said lol.

Still I wonder......

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She told you that because she thinks you're trying to get her into a threesome.

By the way, not a really good icebreaker, for future reference.

 

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well she was talking about the fat, loud lesbians who lived next door and I started to talk about how guys love lesbians in movies lol

She got mad because her ex tried to get her into a threesome lol

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all women are bi
you just have to know how to convince them

 

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I actually really don't much care for lesbians (not in a personal sense, they can live how they want to) no matter how "hot" they are. IE I am not like a lot of guys that for whatever get excited about it. I things the way nature built us for. *shrug*

 

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Aerlinthian posted:
I actually really don't much care for lesbians (not in a personal sense, they can live how they want to) no matter how "hot" they are. IE I am not like a lot of guys that for whatever get excited about it. I things the way nature built us for. *shrug*






what?

 

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What indeed.

 

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Aer prefers 2 guys. He was having trouble typing because he was getting pounded at the time.

 

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I was heading home from the gym last night and saw two hot twenty somethings kissing. I walked past and almost said out loud, "God Bless America."

They were with a group of people and normally I'd just figure they were attention whores, but they were kissing!

One of them said, "Oh I'm getting glitter all over you."

 

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Yukishiro1 posted:
Aer prefers 2 guys. He was having trouble typing because he was getting pounded at the time.
So on your planet nature built sex around two males, interesting.

 

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Women are beautiful. Two beautiful women are twice as beautiful.

Of course Arglebargle can't do the math. He's too busy trying to impress himself. His idea of a threesome is him and two mirrors.

 

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sweeny_comodore posted:
all women are bi
you just have to know how to convince them


i convinced one once. i then proceeded to make fun of her for being a lesbian.
in retrospect, that was probably the dumbest thing i've ever done. plain

 

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vn_nnanji posted:
His idea of a threesome is him and two mirrors.


That leaves little room for Ron Paul

 

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ZartanAround posted:
sweeny_comodore posted:
all women are bi
you just have to know how to convince them


i convinced one once. i then proceeded to make fun of her for being a lesbian.
in retrospect, that was probably the dumbest thing i've ever done. plain


Seriously. plain

 

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Bonk.

You are doing it wrong.

 

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not a fan of 2 lesbos either.

 

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no offense bonk, but so far all the women you have dated are Asexual!

 

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Jorrdan posted:
ZartanAround posted:
sweeny_comodore posted:
all women are bi
you just have to know how to convince them


i convinced one once. i then proceeded to make fun of her for being a lesbian.
in retrospect, that was probably the dumbest thing i've ever done. plain


Seriously. plain


hey jorrdan, wanna help me make this one right? wink

 

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Bobvillas posted:
Bonk.

You CONTINUE to do it wrong.


Fixed.

 

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Yukishiro1 posted:
Aer prefers 2 guys. He was having trouble typing because he was getting pounded at the time.



you should be one to talk, how does it feel like getting pounded in your 4inch canal little asian man ?

 

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I think all women appreciate the beauty of their sex (unlike men.)

But that's a far cry from actually wanting to yodel in someone else's canal.

People confuse the two imo.

 

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Taliesihne posted:
I think all women appreciate the beauty of their sex (unlike men.)

But that's a far cry from actually wanting to yodel in someone else's canal.

People confuse the two imo.


This is probably closer to the truth than anything ever posted on the subject on the OP.

 

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Bonk doh!

It was not said all women were bi, it was stated that all lesbians are 4 drinks away from being bi.

 

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vn_nnanji posted:
Women are beautiful. Two beautiful women are twice as beautiful.


This

The female body is an astounding work of art.

 

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Indeed.

 

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Eithne_Boadicea posted:
Taliesihne posted:
I think all women appreciate the beauty of their sex (unlike men.)

But that's a far cry from actually wanting to yodel in someone else's canal.

People confuse the two imo.


This is probably closer to the truth than anything ever posted on the subject on the OP.


Also agree.

 

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FAKE

 

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