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Topic: A Liberal-muslim-homosexual-ACLU-lawyer-prof-and-abortion-doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx..
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tenkly
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A Liberal-muslim-homosexual-ACLU-lawyer-prof-and-abortion-doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx..
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"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL Champion who had served 1500 tours of duty, and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States, stood up and held a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years you stupid Christian."
"Wrong. It's been 6,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old, and evolution — as you say — is real, then it should be an animal now."
The professor was visibly shaken, dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species, and stormed out of the room crying liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican on that day. An Eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag, shedding a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and Herman Cain showed up to enact a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all of eternity.
THE END.
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Moe_Nox
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Wtf, no one was stabbed in the chest.
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Yossarian_42
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I posted that yesterday, grats.
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Rosaria
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Yossarian_42 posted:
I posted that yesterday, grats.
Thanks Yoss, I knew I had seen it somewhere else on the OP.
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