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Yo momma so fat when she got in my monster truck she turned it into a low rider.

 

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yo mamma so poor, I rang the doorbell of her apartment and she leaned out the window and yelled "DING DONG!".

 

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Fozzie_Bear posted:
yo mamma so poor, I rang the doorbell of her apartment and she leaned out the window and yelled "DING DONG?" And I said, "Nope! Just a ding-a-ling!".

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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Why so disrespectful to moms?

 

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Yo momma so stupid she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth.

 

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regulator_cracka posted:
Why so disrespectful to moms?

Because yo momma is so dumb, when she got locked in a mattress store she slept on the floor.

 

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I always wondered why the toilet roll was on the bathtub tap

 

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Subject: YO MAMA SO FAT.....
Yo mama's so fat that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.

Yo mama's so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal at McDonald's.

Yo mama's so fat that she supported the bailout just because she wanted a 'barrel of pork'.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks sub-prime is a way to cut steak.

Yo mama's so fat that her biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's".

Yo mama's so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.

Yo mama's so fat that "ACORN" registered her to vote eight times!


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Yo momma so fat when she heard regulator's mom yell "Ding Dong", she came running.

 

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Yall weren't raised right!!

 

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

~Bo Burnham

 

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Webscar posted:
Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

~Bo Burnham


WTF? That sounds like a yo momma joke made by a white person.

 

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

 

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Subject: YO MAMA SO FAT.....
combat_mage_sc posted:
Yo mama's so fat that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.

Yo mama's so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal at McDonald's.

Yo mama's so fat that she supported the bailout just because she wanted a 'barrel of pork'.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks sub-prime is a way to cut steak.

Yo mama's so fat that her biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's".

Yo mama's so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.

Yo mama's so fat that "ACORN" registered her to vote eight times!


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Barack Obama Yo Mama Jokes! - Yo Mama Jokes Galore -
www.yomamajokesgalore.com/obama.html

 

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Subject: YO MAMA SO FAT.....
ikkoikki posted:
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."


Now there's a new one.

 

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You're momma's so ugly, she won first and second place in an ugly contest.

 

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Here's one for Combat.

Your Mama is so poor, when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

 

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Yo momma so dumb she took a measuring tape to bed so she could see how long she slept.

 

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Yo mama so fat, she has euros in one pocket and pesos in the other.

 

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Arica posted:
Yo mama so fat, she has euros in one pocket and pesos in the other.



AMG lurker alert!

a/s/l?

 

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Yo momma's so fat, she tried to jump down in the Subway and got stuck!

































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You momma's so ugly she frightens the scarecrows away.

 

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Your mother is so nice, she made us cookies and milk after we finished our homework.



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CHALLENGE!

 

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