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Practice at home before you come out in public and ridicule yourself. 
Even if you're drunk, it's inexcusable . You're over 20, you've had plenty of years to make sure you don't look retarded when you walk.
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I don't judge cause I can't pretend to walk in those things.
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High heels are stupid.
If my wife puts some on I give her dirty looks until she takes them off.
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You're a man, you're not expected to know how to walk in those.
If they want to wear it cause they look nice, then they can at least make sure they don't look retarded in the process.
Seriously, I walked up to a girl last week end at the club and I started making ( or attempted ) to make noises like a T rex from J park cause she was seriously almost doing lunges instead of walking normally.
Yeah we get it, you think heels are sexy. You know what's not? Watching you semi face planting every 2 minutes because you're drunk and wore heels that are too big or high for you.
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paulg_68 posted:
High heels are stupid.
If my wife puts some on I give her dirty looks until she takes them off.
She ONLY wears heels for the rest of us, which we're ok with brah.
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I never got why women wear those stupid things. They look retarded
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I think they look sexy on girls, but don't wear them if you don't know how to walk in them.
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Friarspam posted:
paulg_68 posted:
High heels are stupid.
If my wife puts some on I give her dirty looks until she takes them off.
She ONLY wears heels for the rest of us, which we're ok with brah.
Think about it for a minute.
You'll get it.
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paulg_68 posted:
Friarspam posted:
paulg_68 posted:
High heels are stupid.
If my wife puts some on I give her dirty looks until she takes them off.
She ONLY wears heels for the rest of us, which we're ok with brah.
Think about it for a minute.
You'll get it.
No
YOU think about it a minute...
She's thinking about all of us the entire ten seconds you pump your pee shooter...
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There was a study that came out recently that confirmed what podiatrists know: Girls should either be all-heels-all-the-time, or else stick solely to normal shoes. If they do heels fulltime, their legs adapt to it to the point that walking in heels is actually easier for them than walking in flats. (Think of a Barbie doll's feet) But if they only wear them once in a while it kills their legs and they wind up complaining endlessly to their boyfriends 
Here in the city this is a fairly big deal. I treated a 50-something year old woman the other day who developed horrible leg pain due to wearing flats. She is some sort of marketing executive who lives in heels.
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" But if they only wear them once in a while it kills their legs and they wind up complaining endlessly to their boyfriends"
Sounds like win/win for every girl I know.
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There ain't nothin bad about high heels in the bedroom.
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the_great_intex posted:
I never got why women wear those stupid things. They look retarded
its about they way they walk in them.
its an accentuation of their curves and womanly physique
its not something yould notice in women as large as you chase
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Kjarhall posted:
There ain't nothin bad about high heels in the bedroom.
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Moe_Nox posted:
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There ain't nothin bad about high heels... and a short skirt. And nuthin' else.
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Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:
Moe_Nox posted:
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There ain't nothin bad about high heels... and a short skirt. And nuthin' else.
First time anyone changed my quote for the better!
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When I worked in an office, I wore high heels everyday.
I don't even own a pair now. My highest heel is about 2 inches.
It never bothered me to wear stilettos back then, now, I could even imagine it.
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the_great_intex posted:
They look retarted
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My stepsister is 20-something years old, works and lives in NYC. She's about 5'4" tall maybe. Last Spring, she started dating a guy who is 6'6" tall. Out of some sort of foolishness, she began to wear super high heels.
Within a few weeks of that, she wound up with a fracture, and a pretty bad one apparently, of her big toe or the metatarsals around it, I'm not entirely sure, but the bottom line was that she got it from wearing the heels, and wound up wearing a cast for most of the Summer.
I considered this a fitting lesson for her to learn.
High heels are nice enough, but yeah, it looks hugely trashy when woman can't walk in them, and to be honest, I find the "price" that women pay sometimes (like my step sister) to be completely not worth it.
I will never understand why modern women still go through these archaic and frankly medieval tortures in the name of beauty, and for the most part, this is THEIR OWN CHOICE!
If men wore high heels - we wouldn't... just like if men wore bras, they would hook in the front.
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I find it really unattractive when a girl wearing heals doesn't know how to walk in them..
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paulg_68 posted:
the_great_intex posted:
They look retarted
fixt
Where is Baym anyway?
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paulg_68 posted:
High heels are stupid.
If my wife puts some on I give her dirty looks until she takes them off.
they wear them because it causes their flabby ass and legs to tighten up.
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Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:
Moe_Nox posted:
Kjarhall posted:
There ain't nothin bad about high heels... and a short skirt. And nuthin' else.
amen, brother
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imaloon1 posted:
paulg_68 posted:
the_great_intex posted:
They look retarted
fixt
Where is Baym anyway?
Probably busy with tax season.
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