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I just got this Message from my now ex-f*ck buddy.
Why can't people just have sex without catching feelings? She's been getting mad because she sees me out with other girls and thinks im an asshole but I never tell them I " want to be with them" or anything like that. I keep it 100% honest. I just want to get my dick wet.
Another girl said I was a bad friend for banging her for a while and then inviting her to a party but hooking up with another girl. I was like.. wtf? what's wrong with that? you're my friend and we have sex but we aren't an item. You can bring a guy over to my parties if you want, i don't give a shit just make sure he's a cool dude.
Then she called me an asshole.
And with that, I give you my new theme song !
"I’m an asshole, face it, I just pretend when I act like a friend
I’m not your homie, here’s an update cupcake
Just blow me and show me your best f*ck face"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk_dPOdTgUw
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cool story bro.
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You're young, not married. Sow your oats before you say I do.
After that you have to stop because its not fair to the person you are married to. Until that time you are free to do whatever makes you feel good as long as it's not illegal or harming someone.
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Just tell them "Don't hate the player hate the game baby!"
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You're young, not married. Sow your oats before you say I do.
After that you have to stop because its not fair to the person you are married to. Until that time you are free to do whatever makes you feel good as long as it's not illegal or harming someone.
Yeah I'm with you 100% on that. That's why I stay single now cause I stray too much and it isn't fair to my girlfriend. I used to cheat big time,though. It is what it is.. it's an asshole move but I still rather pull my dick out than keep it in my pants.
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You should have shared your flea powder with her.
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Double posting noob alert
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tenkly posted:
but I still rather pull my dick out than keep it in my pants.
That's what Yoss told us!
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Tell her she is simply a catcher's mit for your malt..
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Aerlinthian posted:
You should have shared your flea powder with her.
lol. tell us how you really feel
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Just tell them "Don't hate the player hate the game baby!"
Silky johnson is the man !
HATE HATE HATE HATE
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I think you added the second part of that text message yourself!
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Clingy whores are the worst kind.
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I think you added the second part of that text message yourself!
i swear to you man i didn't ! I'm a whore, I should be good in bed or else I'm doing it wrong.
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Tych2 posted:
You're young, not married. Sow your oats before you say I do.
After that you have to stop because its not fair to the person you are married to. Until that time you are free to do whatever makes you feel good as long as it's not illegal or harming someone.
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HATE HATE HATE
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99% of women who say they are cool just hooking up or being friends with benefits are lying. Get used to it.
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i know that, and I'm fine with it.
What I get annoyed by is when they get mad at me for doing what I want, and being completely honest about it.
Sure, I could lie to you and you'd never find out and I could play you like fool, but I rather be honest. If you tell the truth you won't get caught in lies. Not that I ever get caught in lies.. but I rather not lie. 
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You're lying. The only person on the OP that has sex is me.
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^ you're getting married soon, that will stop.
Girls don't want it flaunted in front of them. Its just simple. If you want to bring your ladies around other females, be prepared to hear about it later. It wouldn't stop me,but it shouldn't surprise you either.
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Girls don't want it flaunted in front of them. Its just simple. If you want to bring your ladies around other females, be prepared to hear about it later. It wouldn't stop me,but it shouldn't surprise you either.
This... Make sure they have friends they can hang with or even bring some dudes there or introduce them to some dudes that they could have some fun with. Don't just bring em there adn drop em off with nada to go with...
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It doesn't surprise me one bit. I just find it funny. Happens every time matter who the girl is. They shouldn't tell me they don't care if they do care. Or they can, but getting mad at me after? 
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reesescups posted:
Altra_Shadowstalker posted:
Girls don't want it flaunted in front of them. Its just simple. If you want to bring your ladies around other females, be prepared to hear about it later. It wouldn't stop me,but it shouldn't surprise you either.
This... Make sure they have friends they can hang with or even bring some dudes there or introduce them to some dudes that they could have some fun with. Don't just bring em there adn drop em off with nada to go with...
Everyone at my parties know each other, and girls make friends fast with each other at parties especially.. And I always tell everyone to invite friends and such if they want.
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Tinkles, it sounds like she might have had to tear herself away because she was starting to feel emotions and knew you didn't.
It really sucks to be in that place. There is this one chick who used to use and abuse me for fun whenever she was bored every couple of years, and destroyed two of my relationships. Even now I would not be able to say no to her if she gave me a call, and I am not a guy who has trouble saying no. Being on the "losing" end of a FWB thing absolutely sucks.
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I kind of prefer loving and caring about a person. But to each his/her own.
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Tenkly is young and single. Kudos to him.
He is just being a man
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I kind of prefer loving and caring about a person. But to each his/her own.
When you are in your early 20s?
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Happens every time matter who the girl is.
That should tell you something. They don't care if you're banging some other bitch, but they don't want it flaunted in front of them. Its insulting to them.
Your quote says a lot more about you than it does them...
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It's my house breh, I can do what I want.
also, it's not like I'm like " hey come over!!" and when they get here im with someone else.
people always end up here, it's not my fault if they show up when im with someone new
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If they're putting themselves in that situation I don't see what they have to complain about.
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You consider your house as "out?" I'd hate to imagine what you consider a "girl" then.
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poetkiosk posted:
I kind of prefer loving and caring about a person. But to each his/her own.
When you are in your early 20s?
I lived with a beautiful dancer in my early 20s - for 5 years so I guess so.
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You consider your house as "out?" I'd hate to imagine what you consider a "girl" then.
We go out... then most people come back to my house after the club for an after party.. should have clarified :P
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we are all impressed by your skills with the ladies 
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poetkiosk posted:
I kind of prefer loving and caring about a person. But to each his/her own.
When you are in your early 20s?
I agree. When Tenkly stops looking at women as fresh meat, he will go to the next level and become a man.
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i know that, and I'm fine with it.
What I get annoyed by is when they get mad at me for doing what I want, and being completely honest about it.
Sure, I could lie to you and you'd never find out and I could play you like fool, but I rather be honest. If you tell the truth you won't get caught in lies. Not that I ever get caught in lies.. but I rather not lie.
You might as well be mad at a leopard for having spots.
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Sea_of_inK
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"I'm just done being the girl that you bone whenever you want.. even though its good stuff! lol "
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works well when you're young and homo 
men like the no-strings setup better than women most of the time. More and more women are owning it too now though.
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