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Coriolus 
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4116326/Woolly-mammoth-spotted-in-Siberia.html

The footage is grainy but imagine? I just find it odd that there would be only one, since elephants anyway tend to herd together at least in small groups.. probably a hoax but you never know.

 

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Probably a hoax?

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If I saw a Mammoth I'd be like "RAAN MIR TAH!," and ride the thing home.

 

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illmyrin posted:
If I saw a Mammoth I'd be like "RAAN MIR TAH!," and ride the thing home.


I probably pass out and then follow it's tracks to recover mammoth poop!

 

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That's a bear with a curious vegans arm in its mouth.
Notice the pale pink flesh.

 

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RHWarrior posted:
That's a bear with a curious vegans arm in its mouth.
Notice the pale pink flesh.




There's vegans in Siberia? Wickedness! grin

 

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Since when has elephant/mammoths front legs move like human legs?

Two guys in a mammoth suit

 

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Coriolus posted:
RHWarrior posted:
That's a bear with a curious vegans arm in its mouth.
Notice the pale pink flesh.




There's vegans in Siberia? Wickedness! grin


Not anymore.

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beatup

 

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Testerion posted:
Since when has elephant/mammoths front legs move like human legs?
Since forever?

I agree it's a hoax, but elephants are so heavy that they can't stride like other animals do, so their legs walk pretty much the same way human legs do.

Also when any leg is bearing weight that leg will be perfectly straight. If it tries to bend while supporting the weight, it'll snap like a twig.

Oh and no, I didn't have to look any of that up. Yes, I always win Trivial Pursuit... why do you ask?

 

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Koneg posted:
Testerion posted:
Since when has elephant/mammoths front legs move like human legs?
Since forever?

I agree it's a hoax, but elephants are so heavy that they can't stride like other animals do, so their legs walk pretty much the same way human legs do.

Also when any leg is bearing weight that leg will be perfectly straight. If it tries to bend while supporting the weight, it'll snap like a twig.

Oh and no, I didn't have to look any of that up. Yes, I always win Trivial Pursuit... why do you ask?


You sound like a fark poster tongue

 

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Akza posted:
You sound like a fark poster tongue
No - I'm a totalfark poster tho. grin

 

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A mammoth is just an elephant with hair, a cold adapted one

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i think its aliens
vegan aliens whove deemed fish vegan approved due to the fact that fish dont have feelings and cant cry when you cut their heads off.

 

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It's a bear with a large fish in it's mouth.

 

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it could just be... re-evolution!

or a genetic anomaly like hair covered people.

siberian elephants do love to fuck after all.

 

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DemonicXH posted:
It's a bear with a large fish in it's mouth.

 

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