Heladric
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Is it my sense of humor? Or am I just that damn good? Once a guy ordered a Bud Light Lime and I told him he couldn't have one because he's a man and shouldn't be drinking a Bud Light Lime. Another time a lady said she'd have a beer and ordered a Michelob Ultra. I asked if she wanted a beer or Mich Ultra. In both cases I was tipped over $30.
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Think they wanted to help send you back to clown college.
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Heladric posted: Is it my sense of humor? Or am I just that damn good? Once a guy ordered a Bud Light Lime and I told him he couldn't have one because he's a man and shouldn't be drinking a Bud Light Lime. Another time a lady said she'd have a beer and ordered a Michelob Ultra. I asked if she wanted a beer or Mich Ultra. In both cases I was tipped over $30.
did he change his mind from the bud lime? That stuff suck pretty hard.
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Tipztoe posted:
Heladric posted: Is it my sense of humor? Or am I just that damn good? Once a guy ordered a Bud Light Lime and I told him he couldn't have one because he's a man and shouldn't be drinking a Bud Light Lime. Another time a lady said she'd have a beer and ordered a Michelob Ultra. I asked if she wanted a beer or Mich Ultra. In both cases I was tipped over $30.
did he change his mind from the bud lime? That stuff suck pretty hard.
He didn't. In fact he drank most of what we had and then left me a huge tip. Even told me I was an asshole. Then his buddy asked if I knew who I looked like. When I said Jerry Seinfeld he laughed hysterically and tipped me huge too.
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Maybe they were trying to pay you to STFU.
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I could not stand being a bartender because I'd be fall down drunk all the time.
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You've got to have a one-of-the-boys attitude to work in a bar as a guy. Girls can get away with any personality and stol bring in tips, as long as they're not fat and lazy. One of my favorite bartenders is a total bitch and scares guys into tipping her well. I love it. She's all tatted up and hot.
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I agree that it's all in the delivery. If customers think you're funny and/or friendly, they'll take all kinds of crap from you - especially if you have hooters like Heladric.
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cobane posted: Think they wanted to help send you back to clown college.
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Insulting people is a very hit or miss prospect. Sometimes you will make them laugh at themselves and sometimes you will piss them off. Depends on their mood, depends on your delivery, depends on god knows what. Pulling down a few big tips is really little more than anecdotal information. But if you can routinely get people to laugh at themselves, you're probably on the right track. Just don't try too hard.
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Great song (here's the George Jones version) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTFXRIY6-fE Now I'm just a bartender, and I don't like my work, but I don't mind the money at all. I see lots of sad faces and lots of bad cases of folks with their backs to the wall. But I need four walls around me to hold my life, to keep me from going astray, and a honky-tonk angel to hold me tight to keep me from slipping away. I can light up your smokes, I can laugh at your jokes, I can watch you fall down on your knees. I can close down this bar, I can gas up my car, I can pack up and mail in my key. But I need four walls around me to hold my life, to keep me from going astray, and a honky-tonk angel to hold me tight to keep me from slipping away. Now, the smoke fills the air in this honky-tonk bar and I'm thinking 'bout where I'd rather be. But I burned all my bridges, I sank all my ships and I'm stranded at the edge of the sea. But I need four walls around me to hold my life, to keep me from going astray, and a honky-tonk angel to hold me tight to keep me from slipping away.
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Grats. People love a funny bartender! Be careful insulting people. Some people are crazy
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Nothing to do with the thread, but... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZaZqx9v3dU
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__Bonk__ posted: Grats. People love a funny bartender! Be careful insulting people. Some people are crazy
Stop threatening the Outpost, Bonk!
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Manegarm posted: I could not stand being a bartender because I'd be fall down drunk all the time.
We have to get permission to drink, and the customer has to buy us the drink. And if we get drunk, we get fired. So... I don't really drink.
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Have you noticed that most of them go to the restroom before tipping you? They are in there wiping their balls and butts before giving you the bills.
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vn_nnanji posted: Have you noticed that most of them go to the restroom before tipping you? They are in there wiping their balls and butts before giving you the bills.
That's fine. I always put my money in an envelope and then wash my hands before leaving work. I don't care if they rub $100 bill on their nuts and hand it to me. It's $100 in my bank account and a little bit of soap used to clean my hands.
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But your money smells like balls.
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vn_nnanji posted: But your money smells like balls.
I'd say you should probably trust the badger on this one. If there's one thing he knows, it's the SMELL OF BALLS!
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vn_nnanji posted: But your money smells like balls.
First, it goes in an envelope which I put in a drawer. Secondly, it stays there for maybe 3 days max, at which point I put it in the bank. So really, the money smelling like balls doesn't really bother me.
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