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Today I bought a new couch, it is green for the most part. I like it. It doesn't smell like pee like the old one I donated to charity.
The end.
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If you'd use and change your Depends more often you'd have saved the couch money.
Just saying.
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HA HA HA They did pee on it huh? I hope you made them pay for the new one.
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DA DA DA
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Pro tip: Cover your sofa in plastic sheets next time before "sex".
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Congratulations on your new couch. For years, as a bachelor, I just owned two chairs. It makes it difficult to make out, kind of like the Cialis couple in two separate bath tubs.
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I never really thought about the advantages of being an old guy with good credit before.
I called the store and they delivered a couch without even asking me any questions. 2 hours after I called, I had a new couch and the old one was gone.
I know the state I live in is full of brain dead idiots.....but they sure are good with that customer service stuff.
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Crackdoc posted:
If you'd use and change your Depends more often you'd have saved the couch money.
What does a couch need money for?
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I like green.
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