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Ptilk 
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Subject: A story about my day....
So, I woke up and wandered upstairs. Made some coffee then went out on my deck. Found my neighbor cuddled up next to this chick from the gas station, kicked him in the back and pointed towards his house....then came back inside...

Checked my bank account online. I'm poor and stuff. NO biggie...I'm used to it.

Played a few hours of TF2....I rock as a pyro. Believe it bitch!

Watched a lot of lesbo porn. Not sure why I love to see old women have sex with young girls....but I do. Almost got hard...but fell asleep.

Woke up, drove to the gas station and bought some bread. Made dinner.

ho hum...another day. What are you up to?

 

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Subject: A story about my day....
going to bed lol

 

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AkagiyamaMissile 
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Subject: A story about my day....
Didn't you get a new couch in the middle of all this?

 

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Subject: A story about my day....
i rate this story...



Almost got hard


ps
old/young lezz porn is the best

 

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Fozzie_Bear 
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Subject: A story about my day....
Ptilk posted:
once upon a time,
There was a princess
and she lived
Happily ever after
The end, go to sleep

 

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Ptilk 
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Subject: A story about my day....
I forgot about the couch thing.

They delivered, It's green. The end.

 

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RavofMT 
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Subject: A story about my day....
Ptilk posted:
So, I woke up and wandered upstairs. Made some coffee then went out on my deck. Found my neighbor cuddled up next to this chick from the gas station, kicked him in the back and pointed towards his house....then came back inside...





you gotta record that stuff, man

 

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jungalist 
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Subject: A story about my day....
AAAA++++ would read again

 

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