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Ptilk 
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It's green, and turns into a bed!

It also isn't soaking wet like the old one.

Hell yeah.

 

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well, that's a win win right there



Gratz Ptilk

 

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Was it pee?

 

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Yes. sad

 

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was it my pee?

 

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Ptilk 
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I hope not. Are you a 30 year old waitress working at a truck stop or my neighbor?

BTW...I didn't really taste it to see if it was salty. Really. I didn't.

 

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Yay for the new couch!!! Did goodwill take it off your hands?

 

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Nah. I had the guys that delivered the new one take it with them. They said they donate them to charity. Damn, I'm glad I'm not poor. happy

 

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Ptilk posted:
Nah. I had the guys that delivered the new one take it with them. They said they donate them to charity. Damn, I'm glad I'm not poor. happy



when I was 18, i delivered for a furniture store

we would tell the customers that, and then take them to a second hand store and sell them



 

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LOL

Pretty much what I figured. Not sure how much they could get for that couch however, soaking wet and smelling like pee tends to drop the value of most things....

 

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Well, are you poor, or aren't you?

 

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Couch made of girls from superbowl commercials 4tw

 

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Hah, called it in the other thread as pee.

 

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Nerf-Evil-Oo posted:




LOL

 

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Green! I like it!!

 

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lol grats

 

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you tasted your neighbors pee

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I approve.

 

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grats on the new couch!

 

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There are little yellow flowers on the cushions. Pretty sure I've never owned anything with yellow flowers on it before.

 

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Ptilk posted:
There are little yellow flowers on the cushions. Pretty sure I've never owned anything with yellow flowers on it before.


a dead prostitute's panties, perhaps?

 

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That's great, guy, how about I come over later?








 

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