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Author Topic: I'm sure I can justify this to the wife
Bonzoboy1 
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…..…................................THE WILDMAN OATH.........................................
UPON COMPLETION OF THIS ROCKET AT THE FIRST FULL MOON YOU MUST:
PLACE YOUR WILDMAN OUTSIDE IN THE MOON LIGHT AND CRISN IT WITH A
BEER OR A SHOT. REPEAT THE FOLLOWING
WORDS WITH PRIDE AND DIGNITY, WHILE WATCHING THE MOONBEAMS
DANCE ON YOUR FINS.
THIS IS MY WILDMAN ROCKET. THERE IS NO OTHER LIKE IT. I HAVE BUILT
THIS ROCKET, AND PART OF ME LEAVES THE EARTH EVERY TIME IT FLIES.
OTHERS MAY POSSES ONE, BUT NONE ARE LIKE THIS ONE; IT WILL FLY
HIGHER AND FASTER THAN ANY OTHER.
I HAVE MET THIS CHALLENGE, BUILT THIS ROCKET, I AM NOW ONE OF THE
ELITE FEW. I WILL WALK TO THE PADS WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH, A NEW
SPIRIT IN MY STEP, CONVICTION IN MY HEART.
IF I SEE ANOTHER WILDMAN BROTHER, I WILL TREAT HIM WITH RESPECT.
I WILL BE COMPELLED TO GREET HIM WITH THOSE HOLY WORDS,
PASSED DOWN THROUGH TIME, TEMPERED FROM THE SPARKS
AND FIRE OF COUNTLESS SKIDMARK MOTORS .
UTTERED AT THE HOLIEST OF EVENTS BY OUR FEARLESS LEADER
THE WILDMAN HIMSELF.
……………............ “WANNA DRAG RACE IT??? ……….................
I WILL ALWAYS STRIVE TO STUFF THE LARGEST MOTOR THAT I CAN IN THE
PIPE. I WILL FLY WITH OUT FEAR. NEVER REFUSE THE CHALLENGE.
I WILL DANCE WITH DELIGHT AT THE OPPORTUNITY TO DRAG RACE MULTIPLE
WILDMAN BROTHERS AT ALL EVENTS.
I SHALL NOT FRET OVER WHAT OTHERS MAY THINK, I AM A WILDMAN
I AM FREE FROM THE FEARS OF SCRATCHED PAINT, DIRTY FINS, ROAD RASH ON
AIRFRAMES, CATCHY PHRASES AND FUNNY NAMED ROCKETS .
NOW I AM A WILDMAN
I HAVE MY WILDMAN ROCKET, I WILL ………….“ JUST FLY IT”
ALTIMETER OR CAVEMAN STYLE ….IT MATTERS NOT, “JUST FLY IT”
NAKED OR PAINTED……“JUST FLY IT.”
MY FLYING SPIRIT HAS NOW BEEN FREED .
……… .................................... “SEMPER FLY”............................. …................
WARNING
Failure to comply with the above will result in immediate revocation of Wildman status and
return to Mildman status.

How could my wife argue with that touching sentiment? Maybe she won't even notice it on the bank statement.

 

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Orwyn_Blackheart 
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 Subject: I'm sure I can justify this to the wife
Bonzoboy1 posted:



…..…................................THE WILDMAN OATH.........................................
UPON COMPLETION OF THIS ROCKET AT THE FIRST FULL MOON YOU MUST:
PLACE YOUR WILDMAN OUTSIDE IN THE MOON LIGHT AND CRISN IT WITH A
BEER OR A SHOT. REPEAT THE FOLLOWING
WORDS WITH PRIDE AND DIGNITY, WHILE WATCHING THE MOONBEAMS
DANCE ON YOUR FINS.
THIS IS MY WILDMAN ROCKET. THERE IS NO OTHER LIKE IT. I HAVE BUILT
THIS ROCKET, AND PART OF ME LEAVES THE EARTH EVERY TIME IT FLIES.
OTHERS MAY POSSES ONE, BUT NONE ARE LIKE THIS ONE; IT WILL FLY
HIGHER AND FASTER THAN ANY OTHER.
I HAVE MET THIS CHALLENGE, BUILT THIS ROCKET, I AM NOW ONE OF THE
ELITE FEW. I WILL WALK TO THE PADS WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH, A NEW
SPIRIT IN MY STEP, CONVICTION IN MY HEART.
IF I SEE ANOTHER WILDMAN BROTHER, I WILL TREAT HIM WITH RESPECT.
I WILL BE COMPELLED TO GREET HIM WITH THOSE HOLY WORDS,
PASSED DOWN THROUGH TIME, TEMPERED FROM THE SPARKS
AND FIRE OF COUNTLESS SKIDMARK MOTORS .
UTTERED AT THE HOLIEST OF EVENTS BY OUR FEARLESS LEADER
THE WILDMAN HIMSELF.
……………............ “WANNA DRAG RACE IT??? ……….................
I WILL ALWAYS STRIVE TO STUFF THE LARGEST MOTOR THAT I CAN IN THE
PIPE. I WILL FLY WITH OUT FEAR. NEVER REFUSE THE CHALLENGE.
I WILL DANCE WITH DELIGHT AT THE OPPORTUNITY TO DRAG RACE MULTIPLE
WILDMAN BROTHERS AT ALL EVENTS.
I SHALL NOT FRET OVER WHAT OTHERS MAY THINK, I AM A WILDMAN
I AM FREE FROM THE FEARS OF SCRATCHED PAINT, DIRTY FINS, ROAD RASH ON
AIRFRAMES, CATCHY PHRASES AND FUNNY NAMED ROCKETS .
NOW I AM A WILDMAN
I HAVE MY WILDMAN ROCKET, I WILL ………….“ JUST FLY IT”
ALTIMETER OR CAVEMAN STYLE ….IT MATTERS NOT, “JUST FLY IT”
NAKED OR PAINTED……“JUST FLY IT.”
MY FLYING SPIRIT HAS NOW BEEN FREED .
……… .................................... “SEMPER FLY”............................. …................
WARNING
Failure to comply with the above will result in immediate revocation of Wildman status and
return to Mildman status.

How could my wife argue with that touching sentiment? Maybe she won't even notice it on the bank statement.




hahaha your fked ! LOL

what did it cost ? lolol

 

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Bonzoboy1 
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 Subject: I'm sure I can justify this to the wife
It is only $750 with shipping, I thought about telling her it was a repair or part of some sort but when it is charged to Wildman Rocketry that kind of falls apart.

 

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ZartanAround 
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that thing is awesome. applause

 

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what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?
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Aerlinthian 
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Put a couple of Hello Kittys on it. She won't be able to object.

 

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Bonzoboy1 
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She is becoming too canny, she knows the rocket suppliers, she even knows the secondary suppliers like West Marine. I know I should have at least told her I was buying the rocket, alcohol and the internet are a bad mix.

 

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Bonzoboy1 
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She said it was no big deal as long as I spend two days every weekend working on it until it is done, she thinks I'm working too much.

 

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