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Why would you lie about something dumb like that?

 

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I'm a fan of the oxford comma.

 

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got pics of that? ;P

 

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this thread hurt my head

 

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Dwaveran posted:
this thread hurt my head

 

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not great, just ok.

 

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I chortled. I'm a fan of the Oxford comma.

 

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In the case of listing A, B, and C, the "Oxford comma" is the comma placed after the letter B. Some people use it and some people do not.

This cartoon shows how using it or not can create very different situations. Rather than those all being separate entities, removing the comma pairs the last two together.

 

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notmforce2k posted:
In the case of listing A, B, and C, the "Oxford comma" is the comma placed after the letter B. Some people use it and some people do not.

This cartoon shows how using it or not can create very different situations. Rather than those all being separate entities, removing the comma pairs the last two together.



To be proper grammar the way that these Oxford people are reading the sentence it should be "We invited the strippers: JFK and Stalin."

So technically they are being snooty about grammar and not following proper grammar to make the non-oxford comma users look bad /shrug

 

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Oxford coma is closer to the mark.

 

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Stalin looks hot in tassle pasties.

 

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Eradiani posted:
To be proper grammar the way that these Oxford people are reading the sentence it should be  "We invited the strippers: JFK and Stalin."

So technically they are being snooty about grammar and not following proper grammar to make the non-oxford comma users look bad  /shrug

No. It's rarely followed, but if you're going to be persnickety, I'm afraid that what precedes and what follows a colon must both be complete sentences. "JFK and Stalin" is merely a noun phrase. Noun complements *may* be offset by dashes instead of commas, but the comma is the standard method of doing so. It is therefore entirely proper to read this sentence without the Oxford comma as a direct object with a noun complement instead of a list.

 

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