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JD_HOGG 
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Subject: Welp, put in an offer to buy a whore...
We'll see how it goes. The coochie is nice and spacious; needs some cosmetic work. Cooch needs to be cleaned/stretched, nosehair trimmed, dental work, asscrack cleaned, face redone...but other than that, nothing major. Should be a good starter whore.

(not the manwhore house)

 

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Subject: Welp, put in an offer to buy a whore...
Whores can't be bought, just rented for a bit. tongue

 

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Subject: Welp, put in an offer to buy a whore...
Hopefully you stayed away from the SJP version.

 

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Subject: Welp, put in an offer to buy a whore...
Put an offer down on DE's wife, aye?


Good luck!

 

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Subject: Welp, put in an offer to buy a whore...
Sorry JD, the bank just called. Your offer has been turned down.

 

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Subject: Welp, put in an offer to buy a whore...
regulator is cheap
he blows old men in the park for crack

 

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Subject: Welp, put in an offer to buy a whore...
Varece posted:
Whores can't be bought, just rented for a bit. tongue


I won't ask how you know this.

 

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Subject: Welp, put in an offer to buy a whore...
FineYoungCannibals posted:
regulator is cheap
he blows old men in the park for crack



Bid?

 

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$5 for 20 mins

regulator is the one on the left

 

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Subject: Welp, put in an offer to buy a whore...
Do I hear $5.01?


 

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Subject: Welp, put in an offer to buy a whore...
Looks like $5 is top bidder.

 

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Subject: Welp, put in an offer to buy a whore...
I considered being a whore once, but apparently the only ones who would have me are old gay guys.

I should have known women would never pay for sex...

 

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Subject: Welp, put in an offer to buy a whore...
ikkoikki posted:
I considered being a whore once, but apparently the only ones who would have me are old gay guys.

I should have known women would never pay for sex...


The ones who would pay are likely to suffocate you in their folds.

 

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