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TheSixthSeal 
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Never had this happen during sex: she bit my ear so hard when she came back up she had my 2g plug and my smaller stud (2 earrings) in her mouth, and had blood dripping down her chin.

I have 3 distinct bite marks on my willie, 3 other ones on my chest that drew blood, and countless scratches on my back. I managed to put the earrings back in, but goddamn this girl is wild!

Anyone dealt with biters before?

(No, I am not trying to mask the fact that this thread is just about me getting some)

 

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Your cat sounds vicious.

 

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-TheHunt- posted:
Your cat sounds vicious.
Aaaaaand /thread.

 

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-TheHunt- posted:
Your cat sounds vicious.


She prefers "tigress"

 

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applause
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Your cat sounds vicious.
Aaaaaand /thread.

 

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Ah-Schoo posted:
-TheHunt- posted:
Your cat sounds vicious.
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lol

 

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Your cat sounds vicious.
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lol

 

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regulator_cracka posted:
winga posted:
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[quote=-TheHunt-]Your cat sounds vicious.
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lol
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I had a biter but she took it out on my shoulder. Nothing like that, haha. Whoa.

 

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When's the last time you had your tetanus shot?

 

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Ah-Schoo posted:
-TheHunt- posted:
Your cat sounds vicious.
Aaaaaand /thread.


Got it in one.

 

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A one post KO.

 

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JD_HOGG posted:
A one post KO.

 

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Brandun posted:
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A one post KO.

 

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Brandun posted:
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A one post KO.


 

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Dude, if some chick bit my ear off during sex I'd punch her in the face.

 

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[quote=JD_HOGG]A one post KO.


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sound more like a rape scenario

 

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[quote=Brandun][quote=JD_HOGG]A one post KO.


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Why are you effing Mike Tyson?

 

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She roofied herself afterwards and now will claim rape.

 

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She roofied herself afterwards and now will claim rape.





Consider your source here, she undoubtedly had to roofie herself before this happened.

 

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Don't you already have a GF and Baby?

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She didn't eat the baby, did she?

 

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Experiencing any sun sensitivity lately?

 

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Ah-Schoo posted:
-TheHunt- posted:
Your cat sounds vicious.
Aaaaaand /thread.



winnar

 

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Ah-Schoo posted:
-TheHunt- posted:
Your cat sounds vicious.
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yeah i can't beat that

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
Why are you effing Mike Tyson?

laugh

 

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Don't you already have a GF and Baby?

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She didn't eat the baby, did she?


I have a baby, no girlfriend. Dunno if that's going to change following this though

 

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i feel like this was an entire thread created by alts to set themselves up perfectly for one-liners

 

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Your cat sounds vicious.

 

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TheSixthSeal posted:


I have 3 distinct bite marks on my willie)



.....and you kept going after the first chomp, why?!

 

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TheSixthSeal posted:


I have 3 distinct bite marks on my willie)



.....and you kept going after the first chomp, why?!
Some people enjoy biting and being bitten. There's also a whole "Blood-play" fetish out there.

 

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Impressive ACF.

 

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You're gripping to hard.

 

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Webscar posted:
Ocura posted:
TheSixthSeal posted:


I have 3 distinct bite marks on my willie)



.....and you kept going after the first chomp, why?!
Some people enjoy biting and being bitten. There's also a whole "Blood-play" fetish out there.



Blood play??



ugg.. wtf people plain

 

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Ocura posted:
TheSixthSeal posted:


I have 3 distinct bite marks on my willie)



.....and you kept going after the first chomp, why?!


I only bite hard if my hair is pulled too hard.

 

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Fozzie_Bear posted:
Ah-Schoo posted:
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Your cat sounds vicious.
Aaaaaand /thread.



winnar

 

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you found yourself a sadist.

win.

 

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Ocura posted:
TheSixthSeal posted:


I have 3 distinct bite marks on my willie)



.....and you kept going after the first chomp, why?!


It feels really good, don't knock it till you try it

 

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TheSixthSeal posted:
Ocura posted:
TheSixthSeal posted:


I have 3 distinct bite marks on my willie)



.....and you kept going after the first chomp, why?!


It feels really good, don't knock it till you try it
I doubt Ocura will have anyone chewing on a penis anytime soon.

 

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Ah-Schoo posted:
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[quote=TheSixthSeal]

I have 3 distinct bite marks on my willie)



.....and you kept going after the first chomp, why?!


It feels really good, don't knock it till you try it
I doubt Ocura will have anyone chewing on a penis anytime soon.[/quote]

Why? He doesn't have a biteworthy chicken ?

 

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TheSixthSeal posted:
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TheSixthSeal posted:
[quote=Ocura][quote=TheSixthSeal]

I have 3 distinct bite marks on my willie)



.....and you kept going after the first chomp, why?!


It feels really good, don't knock it till you try it
I doubt Ocura will have anyone chewing on a penis anytime soon.[/quote]

Why? (s)He doesn't have a biteworthy chicken ? [/quote]

Nope, as a matter of fact I don't shhh



I get the whole biting thing, sure no prob... but seriously. Biting there hard enough to leave bite marks.... hellll no lol!

 

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[quote=TheSixthSeal][quote=Ocura][quote=TheSixthSeal]

I have 3 distinct bite marks on my willie)



.....and you kept going after the first chomp, why?!


It feels really good, don't knock it till you try it
I doubt Ocura will have anyone chewing on a penis anytime soon.[/quote]

Why? (s)He doesn't have a biteworthy chicken ? [/quote]

Nope, as a matter of fact I don't shhh



I get the whole biting thing, sure no prob... but seriously. Biting there hard enough to leave bite marks.... hellll no lol![/quote]

ahhh, it makes sense now, no penis. Try biting the next one you come across, they will appreciate it.

 

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