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So I've been looking around at real estate since things are so cheap here, looking to get into a nice home. This evening, I was checking out 4 houses with my realtor when I came across a real gem in #2:
This home is owner-occupied, but the owner is out so the realtor can show the house. So we get there and it's sweltering hot inside. It also reeks...some sort of odd potpourri mix. We're exploring the house and I enter into the den, and I see a door off to the side that looks like it leads to a bathroom.
So I open it up. Inside someone has carved a hole into the wall and placed a tube which is pumping cool air into the room. There is reflective quilt insulation sheets on the walls, linoleum on the floors, a small, odd-shaped standing lamp, and nothing else.
My suspicion grows.
I close the door and go into the garage, continuing my assessment of the home. My realtor, who is following me with her face covered, asks, "What's that light coming out of those cabinets on the wall?"
My suspicion grows further.
I open the cabinets.
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Ok. And let me guess, the next step is to narc the guy out.
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OMG DOES IT COME WITH THE HOUSE???
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Nice, lol.
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ikkoikki posted:
Ok. And let me guess, the next step is to narc the guy out.
Naw, actually, the dude had some sort of official-looking health document on the wall in the other room, so I assume it's a medical grow.
I just left, is all.
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How's the neighborhood near there and what was the price? Can a brother get an address?
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the_great_intex posted:
How's the neighborhood near there and what was the price? Can a brother get an address?
I'll bring the nachos and root beer.
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AkagiyamaMissile posted:
OMG DOES IT COME WITH THE HOUSE???
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'Hood was OK. The kitchen was too small and the back deck looked like you'd go through if you stepped on it.
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
'Hood was OK. The kitchen was too small and the back deck looked like you'd go through if you stepped on it.
Guy's a pothead - how'd he manage so long with a small kitchen and no cool porch for the bros to toke a fat one?
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If I live long enough to retire I will start toking again so I can sleep at night. And I bet I get a medical script.
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Get your very own mold repair project!
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Was it Kevin Nealon's house?
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If I live long enough to retire I will start toking again so I can sleep at night. And I bet I get a medical script.
I used to gobble Vicodin down like it was nothing after my knee surgeries and when I funked up my other knee shortly after..Nothing helps me sleep like a nice bowl from the bong/joint.
DE actually smokes(pole)too, but he won't admit it.
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I would be surprised if DE does, I know where he works.
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-Kiande- posted:
Reapist posted:
If I live long enough to retire I will start toking again so I can sleep at night. And I bet I get a medical script.
I used to gobble Vicodin down like it was nothing after my knee surgeries and when I funked up my other knee shortly after..Nothing helps me sleep like a nice bowl from the bong/joint.
DE actually smokes(pole)too, but he won't admit it.
I almost didn't see what you did there.
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It is the internet and even worse, ACF, you can make anything up.
Fake!
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as far as mold, any house that hasn't been occupied in a while "bank owned" etc around here is likely to have some mold.
but mold is stupid, and not as hard as people think, or as scary as people think to get rid of. I tore out a wall that was moldy, replaced a few studs that I could have treated and covered, but thought I might as well replace them since the wall is already open. The cost was probably less than $50 to fix it.
most of the mold is in the windows though, or behind cabinets. you can spray it with bleach and it kills any active mold or mildew and then spray it with oil based kilz and it's sealed.
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HA! I missed the pole part. LOL
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