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Topic: She screamed and asked him what he was doing: "passing out."

Bakuun Posts: 11,017 Registered: Jan 23, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,787 User ID: 64,426	Subject: She screamed and asked him what he was doing: "passing out."
	I can't stop laughing. Drunken sailor opens wrong door An intoxicated sailor who walked into the wrong apartment in Bremerton, urinated on the floor and then climbed into bed with an 80-year-old woman probably won't face criminal charges, according to the Kitsap County Sheriff's Office. The 21-year-old, identified as Dalton C. Pierson, was drinking and playing video games at a friend's apartment in 7600 block of Vineyards Lane Northeast early Sunday when he left and mistakenly walked into a neighbor's home, according to the Sheriff's Office. Deputies were called by the resident's son, John Jaeger, 56, who said Monday that he awoke to see a stranger urinating "all over the floor." As Jaeger got up to investigate, he heard his mother cry out, according to the Sheriff's Office. Evelyn Whitney said she had been fast asleep when the stranger climbed into bed with her. She screamed and asked him what he was doing, according to the sheriff's report. Pierson answered, "passing out." Pierson was asleep when deputies arrived, according to the Sheriff's Office. Deputies woke the man, who was then "muscled" into handcuffs, according to the sheriff's report. Deputies said in the incident report that the "visibly intoxicated" Pierson didn't realize he was in the wrong apartment. Scott Wilson, a spokesman for the Sheriff's Office, said the sailor was released to his friends. Pierson is stationed at Naval Base Kitsap â€” Bangor. The incident report has been forwarded to the Kitsap County Prosecutor's Office, but Wilson said it's unlikely Pierson would face criminal charges. The apartment that Pierson had been visiting and Whitney's apartment look alike and Whitney's door was unlocked, he said. The young man's actions were "drunken stupidity," but they don't appear to meet the elements of a crime, Wilson said. Whitney and Jaeger said they were terrified during the encounter and angry afterward. "You don't know what you're dealing with and all these stories run through your head," Jaeger said. But both felt a little better by Monday. Pierson apologized and promised to pay the cleaning bill when he returned to the apartment with his supervising officer, they said. Jaeger said he was pleased to see that "the kid was totally humiliated, as he should be," and to learn that the Navy intended to discipline him. Whitney, meanwhile, said she was very impressed because Pierson's supervising officer "made him sit down and listen while I scolded him," she said. "After that, I felt much better." -----signature----- Small amount of text shown at the bottom of each of your messages. 250 character limit.
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AkagiyamaMissile Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant Posts: 41,132 Registered: Apr 22, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 40,523 User ID: 793,759	Subject: She screamed and asked him what he was doing: "passing out."
	Bahahahaah!!!! Oh that will follow him the rest of his career. -----signature----- Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan- Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD Bring it on like Donkey Kong
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EbonDragon Title: 8bit epileptic Posts: 32,209 Registered: Dec 21, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 31,453 User ID: 751,056	Subject: She screamed and asked him what he was doing: "passing out."
	Barrien? -----signature----- (none)
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Jezza_Belle Title: =^.^= Posts: 62,779 Registered: Feb 24, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 61,759 User ID: 70,100	Subject: She screamed and asked him what he was doing: "passing out."
	This is why you lock your doors people! lol drunken sailors... -----signature----- ( - Y - ) These ones are not real, just FYI. Follow my progress... http://tweetlbug.deviantart.com/
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Chogram Posts: 24,460 Registered: Aug 23, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 24,114 User ID: 338,955	Subject: She screamed and asked him what he was doing: "passing out."
	AkagiyamaMissile posted: Bahahahaah!!!! Oh that will follow him the rest of his life. His friends are never going to let him live that down... -----signature----- (none)
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Itab Title: I <3 Cookies Posts: 10,896 Registered: Feb 20, '06 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,650 User ID: 1,119,910	Subject: She screamed and asked him what he was doing: "passing out."
	-----signature----- I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it likea bong hit. --- cumbat_mage_sc Kasta Magier says, "SLEEP IN HELL NINJA BASTARDS" http://i25.tinypic.com/24b6u5v.jpg
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-Kiande- Posts: 17,599 Registered: Aug 11, '06 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 17,325 User ID: 1,163,396	Subject: She screamed and asked him what he was doing: "passing out."
	Owned - I've never been so drunk as to just randomly walk into.. Actually, I totally did that. But I didn't pass out. I just went, "profanity, hey neighbors. I don't live here" and walked back out and up 1 more flight of stairs. -----signature----- Thunderdome
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-Dyslexia- Title: I Was Fir3d by Mithan Posts: 33,659 Registered: May 1, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 32,500 User ID: 93,228	Subject: She screamed and asked him what he was doing: "passing out."
	EbonDragon posted: Barrien? -----signature----- CFO BOREDOM & USELESS SPAM CO. "Dys, If you cannot stand the heat...get your hand outta my panties...." n00berness
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Silverwuf Title: Have trike will babble Posts: 32,958 Registered: Jul 5, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 32,296 User ID: 225,902	Subject: She screamed and asked him what he was doing: "passing out."
	Whatcha gonna do with a drunken sailor.... -----signature----- Women who behave themselves rarely make history. My Give-A-Damn's Busted. http://www.thewufs.com/2003venture/motortrike.htm
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NonOffensiveName Title: Touching people in special places all day long Posts: 27,882 Registered: Oct 7, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 27,531 User ID: 444,059	Subject: She screamed and asked him what he was doing: "passing out."
	Ive never been so lucky as to have a drunken sailor stumble into my room accidentally :P -----signature----- Q: What's an AW? A: A whore that likes attention
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