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Topic: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?

regulator_cracka Title: They finally recognized greatness. Posts: 22,259 Registered: Jan 6, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,219 User ID: 1,343,795	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	My Valentine's thread got me thinking about awesome gifts. Obviously your alcohol of choice could be substituted, but talk about one stop shopping. And make it disposable for 1-3 uses and affordable. You can thank me later! -----signature----- Self Appointed Smart Ass - Level 80 If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours. Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways. The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
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jonus156 Posts: 10,613 Registered: Oct 12, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,418 User ID: 1,084,426	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	-----signature----- This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus- "I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
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regulator_cracka Title: They finally recognized greatness. Posts: 22,259 Registered: Jan 6, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,219 User ID: 1,343,795	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	jonus156 posted: I guess that is a no from you. -----signature----- Self Appointed Smart Ass - Level 80 If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours. Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways. The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
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Aethelgrin Posts: 11,938 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 11,717 User ID: 563,732	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	Dick in a bottle...I think you're on to something big here! -----signature----- "It's not your welcome. You don't have a welcome. It's, "you are welcome." - Malik_Gynax "My welcome! MINE!!" - .Sylva. "I thought men had belly buttons and women had vagina's instead" - Element_X
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Varece Posts: 46,015 Registered: Jan 7, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 44,985 User ID: 598,676	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	Aethelgrin posted: Dick in a bottle...I think you're on to something big here! Or something very little -----signature----- I am no longer young enough to know everything Knowledge is Free America's Libraries "You embrace that which defines you" "If you tell the truth, you don't need a good memory" We're not perfect...we're parents
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regulator_cracka Title: They finally recognized greatness. Posts: 22,259 Registered: Jan 6, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,219 User ID: 1,343,795	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	Well I thought it was obvious, one end would be the bottle, the other end would be regular/travel size fleshlight. I did not mean using the bottle opening itself. -----signature----- Self Appointed Smart Ass - Level 80 If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours. Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways. The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
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Lithium_Power Title: I want my icon back.... Posts: 8,214 Registered: Dec 6, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 8,111 User ID: 534,650	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	how about a roofie and a condom ? -----signature----- http://www.mygamehost.com/ http://www.excelwebhost.com/
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Mangler_SC Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector Posts: 62,003 Registered: Dec 2, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 61,052 User ID: 863,702	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	-----signature----- . Mangler had an accident on the way home from the liquor store. He was run off the road and crashed into a woman's clinic. It was one giant Pabst smear. -Bou_Te . Soylent CLiKK -- It's PEEEEEOPLEEE
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FineYoungCannibals Title: Top of the food chain Posts: 74,939 Registered: Jul 14, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 73,108 User ID: 822,330	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	Chloroform and rags -----signature----- FYC
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regulator_cracka Title: They finally recognized greatness. Posts: 22,259 Registered: Jan 6, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,219 User ID: 1,343,795	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	Lithium_Power posted: how about a roofie and a condom ? Maybe after work. -----signature----- Self Appointed Smart Ass - Level 80 If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours. Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways. The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
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jonus156 Posts: 10,613 Registered: Oct 12, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,418 User ID: 1,084,426	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	I guess that would be one way to make a martini shaken not stirred. -----signature----- This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus- "I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
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regulator_cracka Title: They finally recognized greatness. Posts: 22,259 Registered: Jan 6, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,219 User ID: 1,343,795	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	jonus156 posted: I guess that would be one way to make a martini shaken not stirred. Brilliant! This is what they call "brainstorming"!!!! An "after jack" drink. *Add ingredients pre-fap, turn on the p0rn, post-fap martini/margarita/penis colada. -----signature----- Self Appointed Smart Ass - Level 80 If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours. Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways. The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
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HeartView Title: Be right back... Posts: 39,286 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 38,575 User ID: 561,961	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	If it was Tequila then the semen could replace the worm... -----signature----- "My brothers and sisters all hated me because I was an only child." http://www.indiefl.com/acf/profile/86 PM me for the password to my Photobucket: http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v455/HeartView/
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regulator_cracka Title: They finally recognized greatness. Posts: 22,259 Registered: Jan 6, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,219 User ID: 1,343,795	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	HeartView posted: If it was Tequila then the semen could replace the worm... This is what they [call] "rejection" during "brainstorming".... ....Ummm, no! -----signature----- Self Appointed Smart Ass - Level 80 If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours. Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways. The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
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Itab Title: I <3 Cookies Posts: 10,896 Registered: Feb 20, '06 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 10,650 User ID: 1,119,910	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	Could call it fleshflask. -----signature----- I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it likea bong hit. --- cumbat_mage_sc Kasta Magier says, "SLEEP IN HELL NINJA BASTARDS" http://i25.tinypic.com/24b6u5v.jpg
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regulator_cracka Title: They finally recognized greatness. Posts: 22,259 Registered: Jan 6, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,219 User ID: 1,343,795	Subject: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what?
	Itab posted: Could call it fleshflask. Not bad! -----signature----- Self Appointed Smart Ass - Level 80 If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours. Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways. The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
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