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And while I've never had a bad blowjob, I've really only gotten amazing head from one of them.
Is there a Head standard that I'm unaware of? Like, this is how it's supposed to feel and me and the one girl are the weird ones? I don't buy it, the great head came from a girl who certainly knew what she was doing.
I also find it hard to give directions for that sort of thing... not having much experience blowing dudes, I can't be like, "Oh, you just gotta push your tongue there and suck at the right spot." osmethine
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I've had a lot of similar experiences. It's like they get one guy telling them they're the best ever and they're gassed up to the max.
Although,, I can say I've had a few women who give head that would make porn stars jealous.
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To make this an equal opportunity thread: I actually enjoy going down on a girl. I don't think there's any one technique that fits all of them, every single girl I've gone down on likes it different. Keeping that in mind makes me good, I think. I would say a good licker simply has to have patience and sense her rhythm. Coming up for air at the wrong time might add an additional five minutes onto the saga, but her knowing you're there until the finish line also helps her get comfortable and makes it easier for her.
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Dude, I'm so with you on that. I love eating pussy. And a lot of girls say they hate it but I tell them it's cause they haven't gotten a guy who can do it right.
You mention coming up for air, or screwing up the rythm, a lot of guys screw those two things up. But I think it's the same effect as girls giving head, if you're not into it or you don't like doing the act, you won't be that great at it. Women who love giving head will most likely be awesome and much better than those who don't, and vice versa.
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haha, I know I started this thread, but I was suddenly reminded of this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZItsbLzc73s&has_verified=1
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It's not like anyone ever told a woman, "hey you are horrible at sucking my cock". You always tell them they are great, so they will do it again...even if they aren't very good at it. Hell, they might get better with enough practice right?
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Thats kinda gross for a girl to brag that she is good at it.
She probably thinks she is good at it because most guys flatter her in order to get her to do it for longer than 5 minutes..
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Haha. I've been told that numerous times as well. Also get the comment about having a huge dick as well. Im just an average guy so it makes me chuckle everytime they say it.
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Depends how wet the mouth is usually. A dry suck is thumbs down. It also depends how used up my dick is, if I came once or twice before on the same day it doesent feel as good as it would have with a full bag.
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This one girl told me she gives really bad head and by god, she does. Getting a hickey on the tip = not going to feel good for a few days
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the_great_intex posted:
This one girl told me she gives really bad head and by god, she does. Getting a hickey on the tip = not going to feel good for a few days
Ow wtf.
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Ptilk posted:
It's not like anyone ever told a woman, "hey you are horrible at sucking my cock". You always tell them they are great, so they will do it again...even if they aren't very good at it. Hell, they might get better with enough practice right?
also many guys dont know what good head is. I was under an illusion of how good head could be until i was about 21 or 22. So i remember telling this girls they were good at it but there is head that is good and then there is good head
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Altra_Shadowstalker posted:
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P.S. Suck one cock and your forever known as a cocksucker.
Go for it!!
Not like the world will know.
Anyway here's a song on topic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCNAxFcIATM
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I once knew a girl who told me she never really had a gag reflex.
She wasn't kidding.
That's about all I can say.
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I've never had a bj. I think the whole idea is nasty. I couldn't bring my self to kiss her knowing what she just did. Missionary only, thank you very much.
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But yet you expect her to want to kiss you on the mouth after a long day of..praising Obama.
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Can't say I blame IMHO. I probably would feel the same way if I had a gf pass me a snowball.
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dudes give the best head
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Good head is when you're not able to walk afterwards and your legs are shaky as hell..
that is good head, and there is such a thing as bad head.. I usually tell girls if they are doing something wrong, but I'm practical like that I also want to know if theres something she does not like.. I remember this girl who had the most sensitive clit ever, I mean it was painful for her to have it touched..
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I just tell em, sloppy and wet and you can't go wrong. Then when they're in the middle i shout "Hey, slurping noises! NOW!". 
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I've had a bad blowjob. This chick thought the saying "she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" was true. We were both just 18, so it's no surprise she wasn't good at it, but she sucked it so hard it bled. I'm not even sure what part would bleed in that scenario.
Ps. She was super hot.
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Well... did they?
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i had to tell a girl once that 'sucking cock' did not actually mean you had to suck on it
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Shimatta33 posted:
I once knew a girl who told me she never really had a gag reflex.
She wasn't kidding.
That's about all I can say.
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IMHO posted:
I've never had a bj. I think the whole idea is nasty. I couldn't bring my self to kiss her knowing what she just did. Missionary only, thank you very much.
You (and any women in relationships with you) have my sympathy.
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Best way to teach a girl to enjoy sucking cock is to imagine it is the best tasting lollipop/Popsicle she had ever tasted coupled with a little porn clips.. 
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nasty
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IMHO posted:
I've never had a bj. I think the whole idea is nasty. I couldn't bring my self to kiss her knowing what she just did. Missionary only, thank you very much.
Your life has been wasted, if we only could kill you and give that time to someone who would use it better.
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Manegarm posted:
IMHO posted:
I've never had a bj. I think the whole idea is nasty. I couldn't bring my self to kiss her knowing what she just did. Missionary only, thank you very much.
Your life has been wasted, if we only could kill you and give that time to someone who would use it better.
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Manegarm posted:
IMHO posted:
I've never had a bj. I think the whole idea is nasty. I couldn't bring my self to kiss her knowing what she just did. Missionary only, thank you very much.
Your life has been wasted, if we only could kill you and give that time to someone who would use it better.
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I wonder if women realize how easy it is for a wang to accidentally brush the inside of a toilet bowl or seat?
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