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In order to be bendy like that it'd have to not be crispy bacon.
And soft bacon is a crime.
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blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.
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Akza posted:
blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.
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blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.
my man is Jewish so...yeah.
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Akza posted:
blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.
my man is Jewish so...yeah.
Probably stepping into a derp moment, but...
Does that mean yes or no?  The Jewish thing is throwing me off.
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I really need you to PM me the deal about jewish ppl and BJ's....
I dated (very breifly) this jewish girl, and she told me.... you know I am jewish, sooo........
I am still clueless...lmao (dead serious, I am jewish stuipd)
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I really need you to PM me the deal about jewish ppl and BJ's....
I dated (very breifly) this jewish girl, and she told me.... you know I am jewish, sooo........
I am still clueless...lmao (dead serious, I am jewish stuipd)
lol! Glad I'm not the only one.
Im thinking it's either "Jewish, OF COURSE!" or "Jewish! OI VEY! NO WAY!"
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Jewish and pork people.
edit: Jewish people are not supposed to eat pork.
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regulator_cracka posted:
Spoken like a true single loser.
who? me? happily married for 12 years
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Akza posted:
blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.
my man is Jewish so...yeah.
Probably stepping into a derp moment, but...
Does that mean yes or no? The Jewish thing is throwing me off.
I probably worded that badly. Bacon roses would be inappropriate for him, since he is Jewish and doesn't eat bacon. Therefore, bj's >>>> bacon roses, as far as he's concerned.
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Jewish and pork people.
yeah, but what is it about jewish ppl and blowjobs?!?!?!
I know about the pork thing.
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Ferrydust posted:
Jewish and pork people.
yeah, but what is it about jewish ppl and blowjobs?!?!?!
I know about the pork thing.
as far as that goes, I have no idea. something about circumcision maybe? but lots of guys get circumcised, not just Jews.
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I probably worded that badly. Bacon roses would be inappropriate for him, since he is Jewish and doesn't eat bacon. Therefore, bj's >>>> bacon roses, as far as he's concerned.
I want to meet the guy that thinks bacon >>> than bj's. So I can punch him in the face.
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I want to meet the guy that thinks bacon >>> than bj's. So I can punch him in the face.
They are here, just looks for those with alts. They think fleshlights = bacon.
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I probably worded that badly. Bacon roses would be inappropriate for him, since he is Jewish and doesn't eat bacon. Therefore, bj's >>>> bacon roses, as far as he's concerned.
I want to meet the guy that thinks bacon >>> than bj's. So I can punch him in the face.
THIS.
Oh and, I know about the pork thing, I misunderstood what you meant by 'BJ + Jewish = so....yeah.' 
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blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.
my man is Jewish so...yeah.
And mine's a vegetarian.
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blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.
Oh. Well then.
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In order to be bendy like that it'd have to not be crispy bacon.
And soft bacon is a crime.
Lies. Soft Bacon >>>> Crunchy.
I am generally alone on this argument though 
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Akza posted:
blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.
Oh. Well then.
 Will we have a full-circle Dys/Syl sighting tonight??
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He's at work, AK! So, maybe?
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Akza posted:
blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.
Oh. Well then.
that that makes your shopping easy.
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AkagiyamaMissile posted:
.Sylva. posted:
Akza posted:
blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.
Oh. Well then.
Will we have a full-circle Dys/Syl sighting tonight??
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-Dyslexia- posted:
.Sylva. posted:
Akza posted:
blowjobs still win out. im not talking about the rest of the year variety either.
Oh. Well then.
that that makes your shopping easy.
you dont even have to invest in a card really.
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True. This does make shopping very easy for you Dys (for once!)
The card may be a good idea though. Foxy, I may just have to modify that to "To sir doctor husband sir! With love."
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sliyurs posted:
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In order to be bendy like that it'd have to not be crispy bacon.
And soft bacon is a crime.
Lies. Soft Bacon >>>> Crunchy.
I am generally alone on this argument though
No you aren't. I prefer my bacon to be slightly chewy. Crunchy bacon is all too often cooked until it is brittle & dry. If it's somewhat bendy, I'm quite alright with that.
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A blowjob with a bacon chaser is  .
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perfect gift would be for the girlfriend/wife to realize it is NOT a real holiday and get over it
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perfect gift would be for the girlfriend/wife to realize it is NOT a real holiday and get over it
Then I've already gotten my hubby the perfect gift! Hooray!
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perfect gift would be for the girlfriend/wife to realize it is NOT a real holiday and get over it
Then I've already gotten my hubby the perfect gift! Hooray!
Does he still get the blow job and bacon?
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 It's a secret. 
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perfect gift would be for the girlfriend/wife to realize it is NOT a real holiday and get over it
Not always the girlfriend... Im not a big fan of celebrations in general (i understand why we have to have them, and i dont sulk in the corner or anything, i just think we can acknowledge important stuff without making a big to-do about it), and the Hallmark "holidays" really bother me. But, my husband likes to celebrate Valentines day, so we celebrate. And yeah, it's nice to be made a fuss of, and i do appreciate it, but i'd be equally as happy to just not bother at all.
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Chogram posted:
In order to be bendy like that it'd have to not be crispy bacon.
And soft bacon is a crime.
Lies. Soft Bacon >>>> Crunchy.
I am generally alone on this argument though
So you're a bacon-eating jew? Good for you man, good for you. Stupid rule.
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