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Find it and leave
At a previous job, my wife was once called on to unclog a toilet. When she went in there she found that whoever had previously used it had laid a single large turd so massive that it had blocked the entire bottom of the bowl.
She was forced to reach in and cut it up with a plastic knife before it would flush 
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I've had to clean up some pretty nasty messes in my day between working grocery stores in my younger days and military service. I will never understand how someone can make a mess like that... some of the ones I have seen if that occurred naturally there would be a body lying in the middle of it dead, heh. I've gone in and done business in some pretty horrible gas station/rest stop toilets because I had to but given the choice I would turn around and walk out.
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Some people are just pigs
plain and simple as that
effing pigs can diaf
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the only time I've left a disaster it wasn't my fault. It was the 2nd day without power and I wanted to get out.. So I drove to a town with power and went to the 99 with a bud to get some steak tips. When I got there I had to fire off a missile, and it wasn't taking no for an answer.
So I scurried in the bathrrom and to my disgust, someone had left a floater. Well the flusher and auto flusher weren't working.. but nothing I could do.. so I dropped mine on top. Then near finish I hear someone banging on the stall furiously. So I said just a sec, got up and went out. He scurried in, obviously couldn't hold it in either.. then I just heard a sigh of disgust.. poor bastard. Talk about sloppy thirds.
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What makes me wonder more...
Is how they get out of there and don't reek of it.
How do they not get it all over their clothes?
Why do they feel the need to lift their ass in the air and send it everywhere?
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What I dont get is the guys that piss all over the floor in front of the urinals at work. I work in a professional setting where people are in business attire all day, you'd think they'd at least have the brain power and decency to hit the bowl.
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Worked in gas station 3rd shift.... so yeah found it way too many times.
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What I dont get is the guys that piss all over the floor in front of the urinals at work. I work in a professional setting where people are in business attire all day, you'd think they'd at least have the brain power and decency to hit the bowl.
You work in my office too?
I think they stand 5 feet away to piss in the urinal some days... it's f-ing gross.
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The found it and cleaned it yourself option was left out intentionally, nobody does that.
ahem.
actually, once in my dormitory I walked in to our coed bathroom to find fecal matter liberally smeared on the toilet, the walls, etc. the place reeked of crap.
I was so mad I went back to my room, grabbed a bottle of bleach, and spent the next half hour cleaning it up. I couldn't abide the thought of our poor cleaning guy having to deal with that.
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Find it and leave
At a previous job, my wife was once called on to unclog a toilet. When she went in there she found that whoever had previously used it had laid a single large turd so massive that it had blocked the entire bottom of the bowl.
She was forced to reach in and cut it up with a plastic knife before it would flush
Julienned or diced?
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I very rarely have to use public restrooms thank god. If I have to go #2, and my options are a filthy public restroom or go home, I'm leaving.
I see stuff like that and i run.
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What I dont get is the guys that piss all over the floor in front of the urinals at work. I work in a professional setting where people are in business attire all day, you'd think they'd at least have the brain power and decency to hit the bowl.
No kidding. When you're losing power LEAN IN GOD DAMNIT!
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Itab posted:
Cuttlery posted:
What I dont get is the guys that piss all over the floor in front of the urinals at work. I work in a professional setting where people are in business attire all day, you'd think they'd at least have the brain power and decency to hit the bowl.
No kidding. When you're losing power LEAN IN GOD DAMNIT!
But not too much!!
Sneezing while peeing = ouchie.
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Enough not to piss on your shoes.
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-Accident- posted:
Ah-Schoo posted:
The found it and cleaned it yourself option was left out intentionally, nobody does that.
ahem.
actually, once in my dormitory I walked in to our coed bathroom to find fecal matter liberally smeared on the toilet, the walls, etc. the place reeked of crap.
I was so mad I went back to my room, grabbed a bottle of bleach, and spent the next half hour cleaning it up. I couldn't abide the thought of our poor cleaning guy having to deal with that.
99 percent of people would of left, never looking back... you didn't complain about it, and even went back to fix it
there is something to be said for that
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Brandun posted:
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Ah-Schoo posted:
The found it and cleaned it yourself option was left out intentionally, nobody does that.
ahem.
actually, once in my dormitory I walked in to our coed bathroom to find fecal matter liberally smeared on the toilet, the walls, etc. the place reeked of crap.
I was so mad I went back to my room, grabbed a bottle of bleach, and spent the next half hour cleaning it up. I couldn't abide the thought of our poor cleaning guy having to deal with that.
99 percent of people would of left, never looking back... you didn't complain about it, and even went back to fix it
there is something to be said for that
Oh I never said I didn't complain about it. Several people came by while I was cleaning up and were like "whaaa....?" and I gave all of them an earful about what I thought of the disgusting jerk who left the bathroom in that condition and what I intended to do to them if I ever found out who did it. Way I figured it, that was my home and I was really pissed off that someone would leave that kind of mess there.
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-Accident- posted:
Ah-Schoo posted:
The found it and cleaned it yourself option was left out intentionally, nobody does that.
ahem.
actually, once in my dormitory I walked in to our coed bathroom to find fecal matter liberally smeared on the toilet, the walls, etc. the place reeked of crap.
I was so mad I went back to my room, grabbed a bottle of bleach, and spent the next half hour cleaning it up. I couldn't abide the thought of our poor cleaning guy having to deal with that.
You're too classy for this place, we're going to miss you.
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Find and leave it.
I feel like it's your responsibility to clean your own mess, or if you are incapable of that for some reason(like disabled), to go tell someone about it yourself and offer to at least help if you can. Certainly not my problem, I have no idea how people manage to be so gross.
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N/m Door Number 2 it is
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Well Crud, is Door Number 3.
For ****s sake. I'll use the unisex Bathroom
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Find it and leave
At a previous job, my wife was once called on to unclog a toilet. When she went in there she found that whoever had previously used it had laid a single large turd so massive that it had blocked the entire bottom of the bowl.
She was forced to reach in and cut it up with a plastic knife before it would flush
It must be something to have no shame.
No job is worth that kind of profanity.
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Find it and leave
At a previous job, my wife was once called on to unclog a toilet. When she went in there she found that whoever had previously used it had laid a single large turd so massive that it had blocked the entire bottom of the bowl.
She was forced to reach in and cut it up with a plastic knife before it would flush
Oh dear God ... ugh
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Sgian_Dubh posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
Find it and leave
At a previous job, my wife was once called on to unclog a toilet. When she went in there she found that whoever had previously used it had laid a single large turd so massive that it had blocked the entire bottom of the bowl.
She was forced to reach in and cut it up with a plastic knife before it would flush
It must be something to have no shame.
How else do you think she lowered herself to marry me? 
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Sgian_Dubh posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
Find it and leave
At a previous job, my wife was once called on to unclog a toilet. When she went in there she found that whoever had previously used it had laid a single large turd so massive that it had blocked the entire bottom of the bowl.
She was forced to reach in and cut it up with a plastic knife before it would flush
It must be something to have no shame.
How else do you think she lowered herself to marry me?
Why not just cut it up with the plunger...
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Can't lick the plunger clean.
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JD_HOGG posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
Find it and leave
At a previous job, my wife was once called on to unclog a toilet. When she went in there she found that whoever had previously used it had laid a single large turd so massive that it had blocked the entire bottom of the bowl.
She was forced to reach in and cut it up with a plastic knife before it would flush
Oh dear God ... ugh
Musta scanned past this post. JFC. 
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Chogram posted:
Why not just cut it up with the plunger...
"We didn't have a plunger."
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Find and leave.
Though, I have been the one someone found to clean it, and clean it I did
I rarely get grossed out though.
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I went to work one Saturday morning super hung over, I did the "not knowing which end to put over the toilet" bit. I choose the rear end, managed to hold the puke off but did the spin/hurl immediately after finishing... it was a second too late, I projectile vomited over three walls of the bathroom stall, the floor, the toilet seat and the pipes behind the toilet.
I was the only one in the building, I tried to clean it up but what can you do with a few paper towels, water, and hand soap?
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