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WHY THE HELL ARE YOU AT WORK

Also, and perhaps more importantly,

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU UNABLE TO KEEP FROM CRAPPING BLOOD ALL OVER THE GODDAMN TOILET SEAT

Thank God I fking look at it before plopping my keister down. JFC

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Sometimes you sit on the seat and the zits pop themselves.

 

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Seriously!? Gaddamn someone needs medical attention.

 

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is this is a mens room?


if so

WTF??????????????

 

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Brandun posted:
is this is a mens room?


No, I'm Peg's alt plain

 

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That blood could have come from any orifice.

 

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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Brandun posted:
is this is a mens room?


No, I'm Peg's alt plain


It could of been universal tongue

 

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I've seen restrooms hit hard by that time of the month. It's not a pretty sight... unless you're into that sort of thing...
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don't go near the blood. it probably has the aids.

 

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That blood could have come from any orifice.


There were other different-colored 'indications' on the seat that lend credence to my theory

 

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don't go near the blood. it probably has the aids.


That only occurs in sammiches

 

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That blood could have come from any orifice.


There were other different-colored 'indications' on the seat that lend credence to my theory


laugh

 

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That blood could have come from any orifice.


There were other different-colored 'indications' on the seat that lend credence to my theory



wow that had to be freakin nasty

 

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Any day I'm not crapping blood is a good day.

 

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Any day I'm not crapping blood is a good day.


Stop ruining my company bathrooms, assbag

 

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If I had an assbag ...

 

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I'm always amazed at how gross other people can be. I wonder whether they feel ok with leaving a disgusting mess in public bathrooms because some other poor sucker has to clean it up.

 

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it's probably nothing serious, he probably just tore his asshole after being constipated for a few weeks, from eating tons of cheese.

 

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You'd appreciate this - went into the bathroom here last week and the toilet seat looked like a Wookie had used it to shave his balls. It honestly looked like the toilet seat was growing a beard.

 

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I'm always amazed at how gross other people can be. I wonder whether they feel ok with leaving a disgusting mess in public bathrooms because some other poor sucker has to clean it up.
This leads us to a poll.

 

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You'd appreciate this - went into the bathroom here last week and the toilet seat looked like a Wookie had used it to shave his balls. It honestly looked like the toilet seat was growing a beard.


I swear to god I'm going to start carrying a can of Lysol to the bathroom

(The disinfectant, not the poster)

 

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I'm always amazed at how gross other people can be. I wonder whether they feel ok with leaving a disgusting mess in public bathrooms because some other poor sucker has to clean it up.


I knew this one guy in high school, who would purposely make messes in the bathrooms. He would profanity all over the floor and piss all over the walls. Then he'd sit in one of the stalls until someone came to clean it up. He'd sit there and fap to the sound of them cleaning it up.

I know all this because one day he got caught and expelled.

 

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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Immortal_Haze posted:
You'd appreciate this - went into the bathroom here last week and the toilet seat looked like a Wookie had used it to shave his balls. It honestly looked like the toilet seat was growing a beard.


I swear to god I'm going to start carrying a can of Lysol to the bathroom

(The disinfectant, not the poster)


You'll like this other experience I had last week. I'm in the stall closest to the wall. There are six stalls to my right (on the way out of the bathroom). Dude takes the one next to me in the empty bathroom (man code violation). Gets situated and drops a big noisy deuce. Wipes his ass, then stands up and takes a piss (WTF?) then leaves. The kicker...I glanced in the stall after I left and dude had pissed all over the seat.

 

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Dark_EternalFF posted:
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU AT WORK

Also, and perhaps more importantly,

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU UNABLE TO KEEP FROM CRAPPING BLOOD ALL OVER THE GODDAMN TOILET SEAT

Thank God I fking look at it before plopping my keister down. JFC

ib4hemad


Yes, ALWAYS look. I think the amount of seat covers with piss on them to the seat covers without is like 5:1 at least. I always clean them off with TP anyways. Gross.

 

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I'm always amazed at how gross other people can be. I wonder whether they feel ok with leaving a disgusting mess in public bathrooms because some other poor sucker has to clean it up.


I knew this one guy in high school, who would purposely make messes in the bathrooms. He would profanity all over the floor and piss all over the walls. Then he'd sit in one of the stalls until someone came to clean it up. He'd sit there and fap to the sound of them cleaning it up.

I know all this because one day he got caught and expelled.


What is this I don't even

 

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There was a time when people that messed up would be locked away for life or killed.

I long for those days to return. sad

 

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sorry about that, i had mechanically separated chicken last night

 

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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Albdestroyer posted:
I knew this one guy in high school, who would purposely make messes in the bathrooms. He would profanity all over the floor and piss all over the walls. Then he'd sit in one of the stalls until someone came to clean it up. He'd sit there and fap to the sound of them cleaning it up.

I know all this because one day he got caught and expelled.

What is this I don't even

They call that a fetish now. Fetish used to be something sexy and exciting. Now, it's generally sick and revolting.

 

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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Albdestroyer posted:
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I'm always amazed at how gross other people can be. I wonder whether they feel ok with leaving a disgusting mess in public bathrooms because some other poor sucker has to clean it up.


I knew this one guy in high school, who would purposely make messes in the bathrooms. He would profanity all over the floor and piss all over the walls. Then he'd sit in one of the stalls until someone came to clean it up. He'd sit there and fap to the sound of them cleaning it up.

I know all this because one day he got caught and expelled.


What is this I don't even


Very much this. WTF.

 

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Lynea posted:
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I knew this one guy in high school, who would purposely make messes in the bathrooms. He would profanity all over the floor and piss all over the walls. Then he'd sit in one of the stalls until someone came to clean it up. He'd sit there and fap to the sound of them cleaning it up.

I know all this because one day he got caught and expelled.

What is this I don't even

They call that a fetish now. Fetish used to be something sexy and exciting. Now, it's generally sick and revolting.





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I worked at one place where some dude kept smearing poop on the wall in the bathroom until the general manager got fed up and threatened to dna test everyone lol

 

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Albdestroyer posted:
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I'm always amazed at how gross other people can be. I wonder whether they feel ok with leaving a disgusting mess in public bathrooms because some other poor sucker has to clean it up.


I knew this one guy in high school, who would purposely make messes in the bathrooms. He would profanity all over the floor and piss all over the walls. Then he'd sit in one of the stalls until someone came to clean it up. He'd sit there and fap to the sound of them cleaning it up.

I know all this because one day he got caught and expelled.


Don't knock it till you try it

 

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Could be internal hemorrhoids.

 

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Albdestroyer posted:
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I'm always amazed at how gross other people can be. I wonder whether they feel ok with leaving a disgusting mess in public bathrooms because some other poor sucker has to clean it up.


I knew this one guy in high school, who would purposely make messes in the bathrooms. He would profanity all over the floor and piss all over the walls. Then he'd sit in one of the stalls until someone came to clean it up. He'd sit there and fap to the sound of them cleaning it up.

I know all this because one day he got caught and expelled.



WTF?!?!

 

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WHO POOPED IN THE URINAL

 

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Good name for a band. Surprised it hasn't popped up in the Illinois Entertainer yet.

".. with special guest CRAPPING BLOOD"

 

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[quote=Albdestroyer]I knew this one guy in high school, who would purposely make messes in the bathrooms. He would profanity all over the floor and piss all over the walls. Then he'd sit in one of the stalls until someone came to clean it up. He'd sit there and fap to the sound of them cleaning it up.

I know all this because one day he got caught and expelled.

What is this I don't even

They call that a fetish now. Fetish used to be something sexy and exciting. Now, it's generally sick and revolting.





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I have a million more stories about hs that are similar, I can share if anyone wants

 

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Go for it

 

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I should take a picture, but just saw a big phlem/bloody spitball hanging out on the sink. I mean seriously, how f***ing hard is it to spit IN THE basin? DE, I hate the people we work with.

 

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If it was red, it was probably a bleeding hemorrhoid. Ever having a bleeding hemorrhoid? Be glad they didn't crap on your desk..

 

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I've seen restrooms hit hard by that time of the month. It's not a pretty sight... unless you're into that sort of thing...
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