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I was at my grandmother-in-law's 99th birthday party over the weekend. She's a sweet old lady, though I've heard tales about how she was a terror back in the day. But, I have to say in the 20 years I've known her, I never saw it. Keep that mean streak thing in mind, it becomes important later on.
At some point in the party, after everyone had eaten, I was sitting next to granny, and my sister in law motions to me. So, I go over and she whispers "can you distract the kids over there for a minute, I have to read granny the riot act." I'm like "Seriously?" and she says yeah, seriously. So I'm thinking WTF, did granny eat some cake or something that will give her diabetes? What could you possibly read a 99 year old woman the riot act over?
So, I distract their kids and mine with a game of trash can basketball. A few minutes later, my sister in law and her hubby storm over, grab their 2 kids storm out. I'm all like WTF? So come to find out, after dinner granny saw the younger daughter (2nd grader and no, no pics ACF) of my sister in law and said "aawwwwww come here you little fatty give granny a kiss!"
Apparently she did not approve of granny calling her daughter a fatty. She heard that granny used to be a meany back in the old days, so she assumed she meant harm by it and she harshed granny out bad, made her feel horrible, and said she would never see her daughter again for as long as she lives.
I'm like...wtf she's 99, that could very well be tomorrow. What a way to celebrate a 99th birthday.
So, who wants some cake? We counted on little fatty eating at least 20 peices so we have some extra.
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Sister in law needs a falcon punch.
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Hahahaha fatties always take stuff so seriously, god damn roadblocks.
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A 99 year old can say whatever the f*** they like, they've earned it. Blame it on senility.
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Is granny a tranny?
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sigh, grandmothers and their unrealistic expectations of women.
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ikkoikki posted:
A 99 year old can say whatever the f*** they like, they've earned it. Blame it on senility.
This.
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But the kid was a fatty... 
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Sgian_Dubh posted:
ikkoikki posted:
A 99 year old can say whatever the f*** they like, they've earned it. Blame it on senility.
This.
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at least the old lady didn't call her the n word.
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ikkoikki posted:
A 99 year old can say whatever the f*** they like, they've earned it. Blame it on senility.
For real. She just wanted to pinch some chubby cheeks, she wasn't calling her out to put her on a diet.
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I'm not waiting till my 90's. If I make it to 60, the pants are coming off and I'm going to say whatever I want ALL THE TIME. Me in my underwear sitting on my La-Z-boy telling it like it is.
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winga posted:
But the kid was a fatty...
Well, I think that's where the hypersensitivity kicked in. The kid started crying to mommy and mommy decided to tell granny wtf was up.
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LOL, that would be funny as hell if I thought it was true.
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LOL, that would be funny as hell if I thought it was true.
The only part that isn't true is that ACF can have some leftover cake. Who eats leftover cake from Publix (our grocery store here)? It got tossed in the trash.
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"aawwwwww come here you little fatty give granny a kiss!"
hahahahahahaha, i love her
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people that old don't think of being a little on the fat side as something all that bad, so I could understand how she could say that and not mean anything rude by it.
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Ah-Schoo posted:
I'm not waiting till my 90's. If I make it to 60, the pants are coming off and I'm going to say whatever I want ALL THE TIME. Me in my underwear sitting on my La-Z-boy telling it like it is.
That's already a failed premise for a tv show.
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yeah, whenever my sister or I would put on weight my grandpa would call us "gordita", he didn't really mean anything by it, just that we'd filled out some.
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I'm not waiting till my 90's. If I make it to 60, the pants are coming off and I'm going to say whatever I want ALL THE TIME. Me in my underwear sitting on my La-Z-boy telling it like it is.
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kid didnt hear anyway, probably had frosting pluggnig her ears.
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I don't see why we should give old people anything. 99 years old? That's pretty effing lucky. I am awesome and I am probably going to die at 40. When I see people that old I get jealous. But if you can't appreciate the fact that most people get set in their ways by 20 so people at 99 probably wont budge or change, you are probably an idiot. Then again, criticism can be a way we grow. I don't see why we should take away the possibility for personal growth after a certain age.
My grandma accidentally called a brazil nut an "n-word toe," and then got super embarassed because that was normal to her generation, but she has had enough experience with the newer generations that she realizes it is really inappropriate. I am GLAD she was really old and still able to care what other people think/feel enough to get embarrassed. I hope I am like that. Enough of my friends say "gay" to mean "lame" that it is pretty natural for me to let it slip. I hope when my grandkids call me out on it I'm all "Bah, you stupid kids don't understand, it's gay and I don't mind saying it!"
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TheSixthSeal posted:
I don't see why we should give old people anything. 99 years old? That's pretty effing lucky. I am awesome and I am probably going to die at 40. When I see people that old I get jealous. But if you can't appreciate the fact that most people get set in their ways by 20 so people at 99 probably wont budge or change, you are probably an idiot. Then again, criticism can be a way we grow. I don't see why we should take away the possibility for personal growth after a certain age.
My grandma accidentally called a brazil nut an "n-word toe," and then got super embarassed because that was normal to her generation, but she has had enough experience with the newer generations that she realizes it is really inappropriate. I am GLAD she was really old and still able to care what other people think/feel enough to get embarrassed. I hope I am like that. Enough of my friends say "gay" to mean "lame" that it is pretty natural for me to let it slip. I hope when my grandkids call me out on it I'm all "Bah, you stupid kids don't understand, it's gay and I don't mind saying it!"
my grandma called them N-word Toes too, she wasn't sure what a brazil nut was when they started calling them that. She had a good laugh about it once she figured it out. they used to also use it in place of Tiger in "eeny meeny miney moe" too.
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that was reallllly the wrong way to go about talking to her about calling the kid fatty
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The only people who will suffer over this is the sister in law and the kid. More than likely granny has already forgotten the whole thing.
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Is the kid a fatty? Perhaps the parents should take a hint.
Oh and this:
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A 99 year old can say whatever the f*** they like, they've earned it. Blame it on senility.
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Silverwuf posted:
The only people who will suffer over this is the sister in law and the kid. More than likely granny has already forgotten the whole thing.
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Hell yeah granny forgot 10 minutes later. Sister in law is probably still stewing over it.
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You did not address the important question, is the kid a fatty? The answer makes the difference.
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regulator_cracka posted:
You did not address the important question, is the kid a fatty? The answer makes the difference.
Oh I thought I addressed it in the OP, but I guess it was veiled. Yes, a budding little chubster, just like her mother.
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JD_HOGG posted:
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You did not address the important question, is the kid a fatty? The answer makes the difference.
Oh I thought I addressed it in the OP, but I guess it was veiled. Yes, a budding little chubster, just like her mother.
Ah, k, then sadly sister in law was out of line and hyper sensitive. Way to ruin an elderly woman's bday and make it all about her. Apparently grandma was right.
Either way, yeah, stupid family drama is stupid.
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