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When I run out of wipes.
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something is wrong with your diet..
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Manegarm posted:
something is wrong with your diet..
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Manegarm posted:
something is wrong with your diet..
No I just keep wiping and wiping till I can't see anything. Wipes prevent all that toilet paper use.
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PhillsburyBandit posted:
Manegarm posted:
something is wrong with your diet..
No I just keep wiping and wiping till I can't see anything. Wipes prevent all that toilet paper use.
no
it's your diet.
With a good diet you really wouldn't even need toilet paper.
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IMHO posted:
PhillsburyBandit posted:
Manegarm posted:
something is wrong with your diet..
No I just keep wiping and wiping till I can't see anything. Wipes prevent all that toilet paper use.
no
it's your diet.
With a good diet you really wouldn't even need toilet paper.
No
My diet's fine I just use a lot of paper to wipe my ass.
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IMHO posted:
With a good diet you really wouldn't even need toilet paper.
No matter how good or bad your day might be going, a clean crap (quick slider that doesn't even need wiping) will always be a welcome and appreciated surprise.
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Use toilet paper for the heavy lifting and a baby wipe or two for the fine, detail work.
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PhillsburyBandit posted:
When I run out of wipes.
Then don't run out of wipes. Store wet wipes in bulk. Buy the big box of a dozen 80 wipe packs and when you're down to 2 of them, put more wipes on your list for the store next time you go.
Wet wipes are one of the greatest inventions of modern times. They've changed lives. When historians look back on the last century they will probably rate wet wipes in the top 10 list of items that greatly improved peoples quality of living. In fact, on December 20th, 2012, I intend to have an entire closet full of wet wipes hoarded up just in case it really is TEoTWAWKI.
People who don't use wet wipes are crusty assed savages.
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Huges07.1 posted:
PhillsburyBandit posted:
When I run out of wipes.
Then don't run out of wipes. Store wet wipes in bulk. Buy the big box of a dozen 80 wipe packs and when you're down to 2 of them, put more wipes on your list for the store next time you go.
Wet wipes are one of the greatest invention of modern times. They've changed lives. When historians look back on the last century they will probably rate wet wipes in the top 10 list of items that greatly improved peoples quality of living. In fact, on December 20th, 2012, I intend to have an entire closet full of wet wipes hoarded up just in case it really is TEoTWAWKI.
People who don't use wet wipes are crusty assed savages.
Yeah I gotta have wipes. When I don't have wipes taking a sh*t turns into work instead of pleasure.
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See a doctor
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__Bonk__ posted:
See a doctor
Um you first. 
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My wet wipe is the shower.
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Your ass is fucked up.
Try eating real food, and put some fiber in that gut.
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He is pooping cocaine!
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cabbyman posted:
Use toilet paper for the heavy lifting and a baby wipe or two for the fine, detail work.
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You need 2 items for wiping.
1. Sears and Roebuck catalog. (don't laugh, I've lived around Ava in the Ozarks where this still was normal as a kid)
(and the next if you don't have S&R laying around)
2. Corncob set. 2 red and one white cob.
Use one of the red cobs. Then use the white one to see if you need to use the other red one.
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So the takaway is that Friar is married to his cousin?
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Friarspam posted:
You need 2 items for wiping.
1. Sears and Roebuck catalog. (don't laugh, I've lived around Ava in the Ozarks where this still was normal as a kid)
(and the next if you don't have S&R laying around)
2. Corncob set. 2 red and one white cob.
Use one of the red cobs. Then use the white one to see if you need to use the other red one.
That was a primary use of the Sears Robuck catalog in the Old West Friar lol
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cabbyman posted:
Use toilet paper for the heavy lifting and a baby wipe or two for the fine, detail work.
Heavy lifting??? WTF?? Are you pulling it out?
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IMHO posted:
cabbyman posted:
Use toilet paper for the heavy lifting and a baby wipe or two for the fine, detail work.
Heavy lifting??? WTF?? Are you pulling it out?
It's GERBILS! LOL!
/ewwww, you NASTY man!
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Huges07.1 posted:
IMHO posted:
With a good diet you really wouldn't even need toilet paper.
No matter how good or bad your day might be going, a clean crap (quick slider that doesn't even need wiping) will always be a welcome and appreciated surprise.
QFT and it doesnt even need to be a "quick slider"... I've had huuge loads that took some pushing but came out super clean.
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Staying clean shaven helps a lot with cleanliness
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So, a thread about Phills wiping his ass has reached 24 replies.
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Eat more fiber.
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Doesent shaving your ass make the hair grow back with a vengance?
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Way more than I need to know.
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your diet obviously needs more coke.
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