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Subject: A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette
It started raining and then the Dane pulled out a condom and covered his cigarette so he could continue smoking. Now the Swede was wondering what it was because his cigarette was drenched and he couldn't smoke it anymore. He asked the Dane what it was and where he could get some. "They're called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there." The Swede went off to the pharmacy and asked for some condoms. The pharmacist asked him what size he would like. The Swede thought for a while and then replied: "Ones that fit a camel."

 

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Subject: A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette
laugh

 

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Subject: A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette
Two norwegians were talking. "Do you know how to save a swede from drowning?" the one said. "No," his friend said after a little while. The first norwegian grinned, "Oh, That`s good."

 

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Subject: A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette
Two swedes were walking home from the office where they worked giving the names of Jews to nazis.

They slept well that night.

 

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Subject: A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette
dudes! not cool! angry

 

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Subject: A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette

haha cabby laugh

 

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Subject: A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette
laugh

 

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Subject: A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette
laugh

 

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