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Seriously the thing is just brain damaged. I was out shoveling off the driveway while the dogs were out playing in the yard. They pretty much just run around free while they are outside so I dont really pay much attention to them. I give them a its time to come inside whistle and Mr Pants comes trotting up and into the house. I give another whistle and Zoey comes running about 75mph past me and into the house, while running past I notice her entire head is covered in something. Get inside and grab her to find her entire head is covered in S%#T, mostly frozen by this point. WTF.

 

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Ew

Time for a doggie bath.

 

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Dat ishthead!!!

 

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Wow. Frozen dog poop.

 

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It wasnt frozen when she applied it to her melon.

 

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Did you make Tessa clean her up?

 

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Mine does that too. I think they do that to mask their scent.

It wasn't her profanity though, it was some other dog's.

 

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Terminius_Est posted:
It wasn't her profanity though, it was some other dog's.


Oh well that makes it ok then. tongue

 

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I have no idea whos crap it was, probably either her own or Wash's. Yes Tessa cleaned it up.

 

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think when dogs get house trained to avoid another beaten they learn to eat their feces.

 

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Ran head first into the closed screen door this morning at full speed. Smrt.

 

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That is pretty crappy! dancing




What breed is Zoey?



I see that type of dog on everything now, dog food, commercials, reddit, etc etc...

 

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If you haven't seen this before, perhaps this will cheer you up:

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/07/dog.html

 

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That is pretty crappy! dancing




What breed is Zoey?



I see that type of dog on everything now, dog food, commercials, reddit, etc etc...


Shes a Bernese Mtn Dog. There are a few breeds that look like berners so its not always them all over everything. Bernese, Greater Swiss Mnt Dogs, Lesser Swiss Mtn Dogs, Entlebucher Mountain dog and a few others. They all look similar especially as puppies.

 

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If you haven't seen this before, perhaps this will cheer you up:

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/07/dog.html

LOL

 

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Maybe she likes baths?

 

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Mforce posted:
*Tessa's




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Ehh, maybe Tessa just picks losers. plain

 

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Ehh, maybe Tessa just picks losers. plain




Wow, Packers, dog, and ...... There does seem to be a pattern.

 

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Tessa isnt a Packers fan.

 

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Tessa isnt a Packers fan.



LOL, who does she like? This might get interesting.

 

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I dont know she cares all that much. Used to be the Chiefs, I think she also likes Cleveland. I do believe most of those choices have more to do with uniforms than anything else though.

 

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Interesting. I would have thought a girl in Wisconsin would just like the Packers most. Silly me. I never planned to make the Seahawks my team, but I could only live here so long before it happened anyway. I never blame anyone for supporting the local team and even respect them more when the local team they support sucks most of the time.

 

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Interesting. I would have thought a girl in Wisconsin would just like the Packers most. Silly me. I never planned to make the Seahawks my team, but I could only live here so long before it happened anyway. I never blame anyone for supporting the local team and even respect them more when the local team they support sucks most of the time.


born, raised, and live in Minnesota.

I really don't care to much about football teams, I like the game though.

 

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Ahhh, I thought you were in Wisconsin for some reason. Why the hell does Cutt not like the Vikes then?

 

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I grew up overseas, my male parental unit was a huge Packers fan and from Wisconsin, once you are born a Packers fan you stay a Packers fan.

 

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No kidding. Where were born and where did you grow up?

 

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At least your dog isn't so retarded it can't figure out how to eat out of a normal bowl.

 

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At least your dog isn't so retarded it can't figure out how to eat out of a normal bowl.


Two dogs, one bowl?

 

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dogs tend to emulate their master, soooo........

 

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No kidding. Where were born and where did you grow up?


Guam, lived there most of my younger years. Moved around a bunch after that, CA, NH, WA, until I started HS and wanted to go to the same HS for all 4 years.

 

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