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we were going to meet at a restaurant then go to a movie, she never showed
i never recovered
what was your first date like, what did you do, where did you go?
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I went to see the Mask of Zorro
We made out a lot
I went on another date with her and then I never went on another date again, was all one-nighters after that
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dinner and a movie. i cannot remember what movie though. 
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I was 10
I rode to her house on my bike, and we rode together to the movie theater and watched Ghostbusters together. After that, we shared an ice cream, and she kissed me on the cheek.
Was the 2nd best date of my life.
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Was 13, went to see Lady and the Tramp because we couldn't agree on a movie to see. He kissed me in the back seat of his dad's car on the way home, his name was Troy.
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I can't even remember my first date.
I used to walk my girlfriend home in 7th grade. She would let me finger her while we made out, which was pretty cool.
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my second date was in a stolen car with this blasting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz61YQWZuYU
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Miniature golf for the "date" part.
Then spent a lot of time fumbling around with her bra, trying to get the stupid little clasps undone.
Well worth it when I finally got those puppies free. 
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13 rich girl from pv, stacked(my quote from the date). we hung out by the pier all day with my buddy and his gf who was my dates friend. good times
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Was in 7th or 8th grade, went to a movie with a girl I didn't like at all, because she liked me a lot and people were pressuring me too (since they thought I should go on a date).
Was the first Mummy Returns movie, left the movie alone, her friends got mad at me because I stopped seeing her.
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I was a freshman in high school and the star basketball player asked me out to pizza with his gang. I didn't find him very appealing but he was a social climb. (even though I was much more interested in the star football player)
I show up and we are eating pizza and suddenly a piece of pepperoni falls into my lap! I am horrified! I don't think anyone noticed so I casually push it to the floor but am shell shocked for the rest of the night.
His friends start asking me why I hang out with my best friend because she is nobody. They rip her apart and say I should ditch her. I laugh it off but my stomach feels upset.
They invite me someplace else (can't remember where) but I refuse and go back to my best friend because they would not invite her. I never told her any of this.
He breaks up with me and I continue my attempt at social climbing and try to drag her up with me. It was up and down from there. :P
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Like yours....but she showed, gave me a bj...tried to trick me into sticking it to her unprotected.
I won.
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I was 16, my parents wouldn't let me date but they did let me go to a school dance, so I arranged to meet my bf there (no, I wasn't allowed to have a bf, so we kind of snuck around before/after/during school). It was ok, I guess.
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Does screwing a cheerleader on the beach count as a first date?
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... I... I don't remember.
Possibly a double date ... we saw a movie.
*shrug*
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FYC never figured out she couldn't get the leash off by herself.
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Rode my bike about 10 miles to her house to go fishing, her parents weren't home. We made out for about 4 hours, got to touch all the fun places and I was "in love". She dumped me a week later. I was devestated.
She married the guy she dumped me for after dating him for the rest of our school years. She was convicted of killing him after a staged home invasion where he was chopped up with an ax.
I won bitch.
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Rode my bike about 10 miles to her house to go fishing, her parents weren't home. We made out for about 4 hours, got to touch all the fun places and I was "in love". She dumped me a week later. I was devestated.
She married the guy she dumped me for after dating him for the rest of our school years. She was convicted of killing him after a staged home invasion where he was chopped up with an ax.
I won bitch.
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I was 26 lol, ended up marrying her. 
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I honestly cant remember i was probably 10 or 11 probably a movie or swimming in the pond
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Ptilk posted:
Rode my bike about 10 miles to her house to go fishing, her parents weren't home. We made out for about 4 hours, got to touch all the fun places and I was "in love". She dumped me a week later. I was devestated.
She married the guy she dumped me for after dating him for the rest of our school years. She was convicted of killing him after a staged home invasion where he was chopped up with an ax.
I won bitch.
Is her name Pam?
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The first real date I remember was with my husband. I was a Jr in HS. Dinner and movie. Westworld. Loved the movie. 
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Ptilk posted:
Rode my bike about 10 miles to her house to go fishing, her parents weren't home. We made out for about 4 hours, got to touch all the fun places and I was "in love". She dumped me a week later. I was devestated.
She married the guy she dumped me for after dating him for the rest of our school years. She was convicted of killing him after a staged home invasion where he was chopped up with an ax.
I won bitch.
That was a close one....
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Ptilk posted:
Rode my bike about 10 miles to her house to go fishing, her parents weren't home. We made out for about 4 hours, got to touch all the fun places and I was "in love". She dumped me a week later. I was devestated.
She married the guy she dumped me for after dating him for the rest of our school years. She was convicted of killing him after a staged home invasion where he was chopped up with an ax.
I won bitch.
You have the worst taste in women
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Before I had a first date we were fondling each other under some covers while watching a movie. My best friend was sitting next to us, totally oblivious.
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Movie, dinner, pretty standard stuff except it was the Lion King 2. Maybe 1. I really don't remember all that well, he didn't last.
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The first real date I remember was with my husband. I was a Jr in HS. Dinner and movie. Westworld. Loved the movie.
whoa, movies had been invented back then?
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NonOffensiveName posted:
Varece posted:
The first real date I remember was with my husband. I was a Jr in HS. Dinner and movie. Westworld. Loved the movie.
whoa, movies had been invented back then?
That's slang term for the great migration. She's talking about crossing the landbridge to the 'western world'. Dinner was mammoth.
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Yep.
That's how I roll.
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
NonOffensiveName posted:
Varece posted:
The first real date I remember was with my husband. I was a Jr in HS. Dinner and movie. Westworld. Loved the movie.
whoa, movies had been invented back then?
That's slang term for the great migration. She's talking about crossing the landbridge to the 'western world'. Dinner was mammoth.
I hope he did right by her at least at the end of the date. You know, club her over the head and drag her back to his cave. Anything less than that would be classless.
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I hope he did right by her at least at the end of the date. You know, club her over the head and drag her back to his cave. Anything less than that would be classless.
This is my fantasy.
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I must have been 17 or 18. I was a late bloomer.
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Truth of the matter is, I can't remember, but I had my first g/f in first or second grade, Helen Papas was her name.
I do remember my first g/f with boobs, Janet Brumley in 5th.
I remember trying to get it on in 4th grade and neither her (older cousin of a bro') nor I had a public hair between us, lol. (it was her idea, it was sad to say my first time that I couldn't get it up, then again I don't ever had it up, by that point in my life either)
I guess you could say I didn't lead a sheltered life.
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Yep.
That's how I roll.
Will you be my wingman?
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I was 13, my Mom took us to the state fair where we went and saw Weird Al play in concert. Super awkward since I was still learning how to tie my shoes, much less understand how my penis operated.
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I was 15, I had to go to this stupid extra-curricular maths tutor person every saturday because i sucked at maths, he picked me up as soon as i got done there and we walked around town for a while and went on this carousel that was always in the middle of the town centre during the winter. I think we kissed that day, i dont remember though. Dated for the next 4 years and every year on the anniversary of our first date we went back to the carousel. Not sure if that is really sweet or really sad lol
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I was 15... It was dinner at McDonalds. Woo?
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I honestly don't remember my first date. I am thinking it revolved around Raiders of the Lost Ark and ice cream.
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Im sorry but nothing beats Ptilk
win
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The first real date I remember was with my husband. I was a Jr in HS. Dinner and movie. Westworld. Loved the movie.
Wow, Westworld. Now I want to find that one and watch it again.
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