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Fran Drescher Claims She Was Abducted By Aliens

Fran Drescher believes she was abducted by aliens. No, really.

In an interview with The Huffington Post, the Nanny and Happily Divorced star said she and her ex-husband Peter Marc Jacobson both had a close encounter when they were teenagers.

"Peter and I both saw [aliens] before we knew each other, doing the same thing, driving on the road with our dads," Drescher said. "We were both in junior high. A few years later, we met, and we realized that we had the same experience. I think that somehow we were programmed to meet. We both have this scar. It's the exact same scar on the exact same spot."

Jacobson claims Drescher's scar is from a drill bit or is the result of burning herself with hot water. But Drescher won't be swayed.

"That's what the aliens programmed us to think," she said. "But really, that's where the chip is."

Who knows? Maybe this finally explains Drescher's one-of-a-kind laugh?

 

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Subject: Fran Drescher: I was abducted by aliens
lol it wasn't aliens it was me I probed her.

 

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Must of been the same ship that got Urkel.

 

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Subject: Fran Drescher: I was abducted by aliens
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lol it wasn't aliens it was me I probed her.



Possibly so! She did say it was a very small memory and very tough to recall. cool

 

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Subject: Fran Drescher: I was abducted by aliens
They should have kept her.





But the laugh probably got to them too.

 

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Subject: Fran Drescher: I was abducted by aliens
aliens were probing cows that day, fran slipped in by mistake

 

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Subject: Fran Drescher: I was abducted by aliens
I'd still hit it

 

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Dark_EternalFF posted:
I'd still hit it


The aliens or Fran?

 

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I'd still hit it


The aliens or Fran?


Both. Why waste an opportunity?

 

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applause

 

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Subject: Fran Drescher: I was abducted by aliens
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I'd still hit it



as long as she didnt talk

 

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Subject: Fran Drescher: I was abducted by aliens

Of course she was abducted by aliens, that's how we got her.

 

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Ah-Schoo posted:

Of course she was abducted by aliens, that's how we got her.

LOL!!

 

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Subject: Fran Drescher: I was abducted by aliens
Brandun posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
I'd still hit it



as long as she didnt talk



This includes laughing - at least for her.

 

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Subject: Fran Drescher: I was abducted by aliens
AkagiyamaMissile posted:
Surge_MT posted:



applause

 

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Subject: Fran Drescher: I was abducted by aliens
Stormyblade posted:
Brandun posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
I'd still hit it



as long as she didnt talk



This includes laughing - at least for her.


That's what gags are for.

 

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Subject: Fran Drescher: I was abducted by aliens
Brandun posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
I'd still hit it



as long as she didnt talk

 

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Surge_MT posted:



applause

 

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lol

 

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applause

 

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Subject: Fran Drescher: I was abducted by aliens
I was gonna make fun like the rest of you

then read she was brutally raped at gunpoint while husband was tied up in the same room made to watch, diagnosed with cancer, and then got divorced

























maybe the aliens should have kept her

 

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