VN Boards Archive

[VN Boards Archive]

Welcome to the Vault Network forum archive.

This is not a complete archive, time didn't allot us the opportunity to properly backup the majority of the boards deemed "expendable". Most boards on this list have at least 20-40 pages archived (non-logged in pages, 15 topics per page).

Popular boards may have as many as 250 pages archived at 50 topics per page, while others deemed of historical signifigance may be archived in their entirety.

We may not agree with how the board shutdown was managed, but we've done what we could to preserve some of its history in lieu of that.

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Topic: Joke

Coriolus Title: Outpost Ice Mexican Posts: 22,046 Registered: May 17, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,595 User ID: 679,996	Subject: Joke
	Two Alligators were sitting around talking, and the smaller Alligator turned to the bigger one & said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Gator, 'what have you been eating?' 'Christians, same as you,' replied the small Gator. 'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?' 'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the church' 'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?' 'Well, I crawl up under one of their cars & wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em! ' 'Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem... you're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Christian, there's nothing left but an asshole and a Bible. -----signature----- A thousand sheep are louder than one man. As long as the Survivor-watching sheep outnumber the thinkers, nothing will change. - BD
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Eager_Igraine Posts: 20,126 Registered: Nov 21, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 19,548 User ID: 740,268	Subject: Joke
	-----signature----- I radiate more heat than light. I know what you're trying to do but you're just sailing another failboat over the falls. - imaloon1
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Huges07.1 Posts: 20,118 Registered: Oct 29, '06 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 14,466 User ID: 1,180,120	Subject: Joke
	That's raciss. -----signature----- Don't make me go pop the trunk.
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