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Element_X 
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Subject: Just a tip: If youre a senior officer in the military......
dont pass around your Hard Drive to dozens of people in your compound and instruct them to "check out the pictures file" so that they can all see pictures of your chicken . You'll probably get sent home.


So a married Warrant Officer tells a group of us that he has a 1TB HD with tons of movies on it that any of us can borrow to copy to our own. Oddly, he presses a couple of young enlisted females the most about this, badgering them every day. "wanna borrow it? Wanna borrow it?" So one of them does. Well she was on shift and so I told her I would take it up to my room and bring it back to her later.

Well my bunkmate and I open the HD, and inside one of the folders was like a dozen pics of his penis. (What has been seen cannot be unseen, btw. ugh)

Anyway, so this young enlisted girl says ok Im ready to take the HD now. Well I didnt want to flat out tell her no, but I did want to protect her from accidentally seeing something that would be inappropriate and offensive so I warned her that if she borrowed the HD to not open any other folders except the movie folder. She got the idea and said nevermind I dont want it at all.

Well over the next couple of days he sought her out everywhere she went and kept bugging her about whether or not she saw "the pics folder yet". She complained to the Colonel and now hes packing his bags.

Dummy.

 

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Subject: Just a tip: If youre a senior officer in the military......
Apparently working your way up the chain of command doesn't include lessons on how to not be a fracking retarded clod.

 

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Subject: Just a tip: If youre a senior officer in the military......
This chick you're 'protecting' the same one that you posted Halloween pics of?

(also Thai chick lol)

 

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Subject: Just a tip: If youre a senior officer in the military......
Nah

But she is getting kicked out for drug possession.


PS she was sitting right next to me that day by the way. She loves to read the ACF forum and wanted to know how she'd fare here as a HIOFI, so I humored her.

I wonder if shes reading this now. lol

 

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Subject: Just a tip: If youre a senior officer in the military......
^ Wait what, where was this pic? I must have missed it. Repost pls

 

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ArmandoFF posted:
^ Wait what, where was this pic? I must have missed it. Repost pls


poor Armando... so behind the times... tongue

 

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Subject: Just a tip: If youre a senior officer in the military......
ArmandoFF posted:
^ Wait what, where was this pic? I must have missed it. Repost pls


http://vnboards.ign.com/acfriends/b5258/115704305/r115704337/

 

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Oooh I remember that thread. I didnt realize the army chick wanted him to post it. Or maybe I did and forgot.

 

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Ohh, so Im not in the military. Does she want to borrow my HD?

 

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Subject: Just a tip: If youre a senior officer in the military......
Amazing that he managed to last long enough to become a "senior officer"

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Subject: Just a tip: If youre a senior officer in the military......
Who's getting kicked out for drug possession? The girl who had the HD? Or the girl you posted pictures of? Inquiring minds...

 

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Subject: Just a tip: If youre a senior officer in the military......
just the tip?

 

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Subject: Just a tip: If youre a senior officer in the military......
Element_X posted:
Nah

But she is getting kicked out for drug possession.


PS she was sitting right next to me that day by the way. She loves to read the ACF forum and wanted to know how she'd fare here as a HIOFI, so I humored her.

I wonder if shes reading this now. lol


Dishonorable discharge? Ouch. Good luck finding work...

 

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