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because our mini schnauzer just gulps his food back and doesn't chew it. at least once per meal, he chokes on the food. lately this choking has required human intervention to keep the retard alive. i'm torn between getting him one of the bowls or making him work for his food with a food cube thing. i understand that with the bowls, it slows them enough to stop them from choking, generally. i feel like he's too stupid for a cube. i have a cong toy that i jam with wet food and freeze sometimes. since he can't just swallow it, he has no interest in it.
also, ideally, i'd like for him to learn how to fking chew his food. i don't think that's possible though. i get both dogs "happy hips" dog treats at petco. they're basically a dried apple slice with chicken jerky wrapped around it. sometimes i get the chicken and sweet potato ones as a change. but hans won't chew them at all. he seems to love them but just gulps the thing down all at once too. so i don't give them to him anymore. i give them to the other dog and give hans a rice cake because he can't fit one into his mouth so he has to chew at least part of it. and yes, rice cakes are part of a beetus dog's diet. for a year, they were the only treat we could give to him that wasn't just his food.
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poor mr. hans 
I've never used one of those bowls before. the concept looks pretty sound though
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i don't think you got to witness him actually eating. which is weird considering you were here for like 12 hours. he sounds like a pig when he eats. he snorts and snuffles and you hear him choking (the kind he can deal with himself) like 4-5x before the bowl of food is gone. i dunno what changed that causes him to literally need human intervention if wet food is added into the mix.
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its weird that you posted this now, I just saw those bowls for the first time last week, I was looking for an auto-water system that would fill itself.
none for indoor use though
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i don't think you got to witness him actually eating. which is weird considering you were here for like 12 hours. he sounds like a pig when he eats. he snorts and snuffles and you hear him choking (the kind he can deal with himself) like 4-5x before the bowl of food is gone. i dunno what changed that causes him to literally need human intervention if wet food is added into the mix.
Nope I actually never did see him eat. I know you told me he always eats like he is starving though and how much weight he lost
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i can't imagine how much attention you'd need to pay to an auto-filling one. the manual ones need to be cleaned at least once a week to keep the slime levels down.
edit: i've asked my dog walker what her advice is here. she had to shove her fingers down his throat the first day she came this week. so we'll see. cuz i can either get a new bowl entirely, which i'd rather not do or i can get a stainless steel ball that goes into the food bowl and that allows me to keep his current dish and gives me something that is dishwasher safe. or again, the feeding toys. but he's so stupid with that stuff i think he'd go hungry for at least a day before he realized that oh, this is how i eat now.
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the auto fill ones have a constant stream of water that makes it like a fountain, supposedly it stops that stuff from growing.
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it does not stop that stuff from growing. i had a fountain feeder and believe me, i was cleaning it every 4 days because the slime in the basin was out of control if i didn't.
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I have 3 shelties which are VERY food-driven. I feed all 3 at the same time in their individual crates and they still occasionally snarf like that. In the end, you have to decide whats best for the dog. If you do get one, you aren't torturing them, they do get the food.
And yeah we had one of those and it doesn't stop the slime from growing
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My lab has always eaten so fast that if I give him his whole meal at once he'll throw it up afterward.
I just feed it to him in thirds with about 10 minutes spacing between courses.
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it does not stop that stuff from growing. i had a fountain feeder and believe me, i was cleaning it every 4 days because the slime in the basin was out of control if i didn't.
well I'm glad I didn't buy one then, I don't worry about the cats if I forget to fill the water because they can go outside, but the dog will drink out of the toilet.
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it grew slime faster than a bowl of water would.  no joke. i can leave a bowl of water on the counter for my cats, unattended for over a week and it's not slimey. fountain water basin? slime infested cesspit in 4 days.
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We have a cat water fountain that never slimes up. I clean it once a month and only then because of the lime in our water. It's probably the lizards. Kill them.
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it grew slime faster than a bowl of water would. no joke. i can leave a bowl of water on the counter for my cats, unattended for over a week and it's not slimey. fountain water basin? slime infested cesspit in 4 days.
so your cats step in lizard guts, take a dump in their litter box, then walk all over where you make food to get a drink of water?
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I find that they work all right (the ones with a separator or whatever in the middle) or also you can put in a metal ball straight into the food, assuming dry, that will get in the way and slow him down, too.
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white people problems, lol.
I didn't realize dogs were exclusive to white people.
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Have you tried putting a tennis ball in his food bowl?
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I find that they work all right (the ones with a separator or whatever in the middle) or also you can put in a metal ball straight into the food, assuming dry, that will get in the way and slow him down, too.
Yeah I was going to say you can add things to his current bowl to help him. Depending on how big his mouth is, golf balls, rocks, etc. So he has to move them around to eat his food.
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I hope that dog was named after hans gruber.
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One of my dogs does the "snarfing the food down as fast as possible," tricks too. We have found no real way to stop him. He would just take any ball, and remove it. But so far, fingers crossed, he has not required human intervention due to choking.
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try the feed a little bit at a time route, then the items in the bowl one.
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Hans is a cute schnauzer name.
I haven't heard of anyone having luck with a special bowl or anything, but I've known people that used the food cube to slow them down. I think the lady I talked to about it had a lab that was retarded like that and she worried that he would get food caught in his windpipe or something the way he gulped it down.
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The vet gf suggested spreading food out over cookie sheets or wax paper on the floor so the dog has to walk around to eat the food.
She also said you can do small portions at a time and slowly feed him throughout the day. Or you could try wetting the dry kibble before he eats with water.
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it grew slime faster than a bowl of water would. no joke. i can leave a bowl of water on the counter for my cats, unattended for over a week and it's not slimey. fountain water basin? slime infested cesspit in 4 days.
so your cats step in lizard guts, take a dump in their litter box, then walk all over where you make food to get a drink of water?
bathroom counter.
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Kordirn posted:
I hope that dog was named after hans gruber.
ein volk. ein reich. EIN HANS! i dunno who he was named after. i assume it's because he's a german breed that the lady gave him a german name.
anyway i got him a bowl with separators in it. he has to eat around them and it has slowed him down so much he no longer chokes on his food.
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that is a good thing.
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when dogs don't chew sometimes its because they have dental problems and chewing puts them in pain.
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that's not the reason. he gladly chews on hard toys and lizards and bones and other stuff.
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in my experience, snarfing food is an issue with multiple dogs in the household, or sometimes just multiple pets. They seem to be afraid if they don't eat it as fast as possible that the other animals will eat it.
We just have food dispensers at our house, the cats do just fine with it, the dog overeats a bit but not seriously so.
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in my experience, snarfing food is an issue with multiple dogs in the household, or sometimes just multiple pets. They seem to be afraid if they don't eat it as fast as possible that the other animals will eat it.
We just have food dispensers at our house, the cats do just fine with it, the dog overeats a bit but not seriously so.
This is especially a problem if you miss a feeding time. They tend to think they have to eat now and as fast and as much as possible.
Before I moved out, I was feeding my pup about 8 small portions a day during his scarfing phase. Eventually he learned that he will always have food available to him so I can fill up his bowl and he doesn't over eat anymore or eat too fast. He'll actually leave food in the bowl and continues to eat 8-10 times a day on his own.
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in my experience, snarfing food is an issue with multiple dogs in the household, or sometimes just multiple pets. They seem to be afraid if they don't eat it as fast as possible that the other animals will eat it.
We just have food dispensers at our house, the cats do just fine with it, the dog overeats a bit but not seriously so.
This has been my experience as well. My dad has 2 minis and when they were fed, they acted like it was a competitive eating contest. The winner would run to the other's bowl and they would get into a fight, lol.
Many of the above answers concerning smaller portions is what I'd do. Hard to inhale your food if it comes only a few bites at a time.
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create a reserve system where Hans has to step on a lever that releases 5 or 10 bits of food at a time.
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the lady who bought hans as a puppy and raised him for 3 years before she died fed him as if he were her human child. i don't know if schnauzers have a tendency to be food obsessed or not but this one is. he was an only dog and he was so over fed that he was 37 pounds when we adopted him. he was obese as fk. he got diabetes and pancreatic disease from the diet she fed him. he's now a healthy weight, gets a ton of food and treats every day and wants for nothing. but he would literally eat until he threw up and eat some more.
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that lady ruined him
sorry if she was a friend of yours, but she did.
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How about freezing the food throughout a block of ice so he can only get at it as the ice melts?
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How about freezing the food throughout a block of ice so he can only get at it as the ice melts?
seems a little time consuming, labor intensive to do everyday.
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http://www.amazon.com/Ergo-8-Day-Auto-Pet-Feeder/dp/B0008173UQ
You could get something like this, just set it to open 8 times per day and put small amounts in each slot.
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jesus christ. did you just not read the post where i stated i got a slow feed bowl and it works? why the fk would i go to all the effort you keep suggesting when i have something that works?
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jesus christ. did you just not read the post where i stated i got a slow feed bowl and it works? why the fk would i go to all the effort you keep suggesting when i have something that works?
STFU, as if I read every one of your god damn posts, trying to be helpful you ungrateful bitch.
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fight fight fight fight
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Hey have you tried one of those bowls with the separator in them? I hear they work pretty well.
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Amputate your dog's front legs. That will slow down their eating considerably.
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jesus christ. did you just not read the post where i stated i got a slow feed bowl and it works? why the fk would i go to all the effort you keep suggesting when i have something that works?
STFU, as if I read every one of your god damn posts, trying to be helpful you ungrateful bitch.
Oh Cao, it looks like you successfully slowed it down. Nice work! 
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I think it is insensitive to call your dog a retard.
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What about some sort of different bowl?
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go with jezza's ideas on this one
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some sort of bowl you say?
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Why do you need a bowl??
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