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Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

 

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RICH PEOPLE.

 

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Latvian girl is say, "I want go America one day."
Father say, "I send you America."
Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato.

Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America."
Potato is more salt.

 

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That was beautiful and romantic

 

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Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian.

“zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!”

Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.”

“Wow! You are win us,” say others.

But all are feel sad.

 

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I don't get it.

 

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I am feeling way more stoned than I should be right now

 

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notmforce2k posted:
I don't get it.


It's funny because they're poor.

OF COURSE YOU DON'T GET IT, YOU ARE POOR

 

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I lol'd at every joke so far.


Keep them coming.

 

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Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
Guntis: What is "hope"?
Janis: In truth, I do not know.

 

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Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream.

Is same cloud.

 

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What are one potato say other potato?



Did you mean: "What did one potato say to the other potato?" The drunk grammar is probably why Mforce did not get it.

 

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TickyAtack posted:
Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
Guntis: What is "hope"?
Janis: In truth, I do not know.



That's so deep

 

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Potato make food, or potato make liquor.

Decide and thrive.

 

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regulator_cracka posted:
What are one potato say other potato?



Did you mean: "What did one potato say to the other potato?" The drunk grammar is probably why Mforce did not get it.



it's not drunk grammar, it's not funny when you have to explain it


 

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With our resident Asian, you have to be careful with bad grammar. I didn't get the Latvian-speak until the 2nd joke.

 

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FineYoungCannibals posted:
regulator_cracka posted:
What are one potato say other potato?



Did you mean: "What did one potato say to the other potato?" The drunk grammar is probably why Mforce did not get it.



it's not drunk grammar, it's not funny when you have to explain it






Oh no, it is both!

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UonMvtstWc

 

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<3 this thread

 

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Latvian try to cross river.

Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take one across river at one time.

If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad.

Also is not good boat.

 

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What in the f***.

IS this some sort of internet meme/joke that im unaware of?

Hilarious.

 

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lol wut?


I hope you didn't recite any of these poems then

 

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Hahahaha... awww... I love you Ticky.

 

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.

 

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Latvian walk into bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first.

 

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Whats national dish of latvia? Empty plate

 

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We have friends that are Latvian. These are the kinds of jokes they tell - too funny.

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I rofled at all these

 

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We have friends that are Latvian. These are the kinds of jokes they tell - too funny.

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Rhodoman posted:
Silverwuf posted:
We have friends that are Latvian. These are the kinds of jokes they tell - too funny.

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One the best characteristics of any culture is the ability to laugh at itself.

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heh, in the 10th grade I got in a fight with a Polish guy that didn't like my Pollock jokes.

 

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Reapist posted:
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We have friends that are Latvian. These are the kinds of jokes they tell - too funny.
One the best characteristics of any culture is the ability to laugh at itself.

Rho
heh, in the 10th grade I got in a fight with a Polish guy that didn't like my Pollock jokes.
Maybe he was offended that they just weren't funny enough . . .

Rho

 

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Whats national dish of latvia? Empty plate


laugh

 

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Dark_EternalFF posted:
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Whats national dish of latvia? Empty plate


laugh


LOL

 

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Reapist posted:
Rhodoman posted:
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We have friends that are Latvian. These are the kinds of jokes they tell - too funny.

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One the best characteristics of any culture is the ability to laugh at itself.

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heh, in the 10th grade I got in a fight with a Polish guy that didn't like my Pollock jokes. But I'm not racist!

 

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