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Subject: Bikers Verses PITA Protesters.
I really hope this isn't fake because its to goddamn funny. laugh

http://glossynews.com/society/201001070305/activists-missing-after-declaring-war-on-leather-at-motorcycle-rally/


“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”


 

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laugh


He's lucky that's all they did.

 

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Subject: Bikers Verses PITA Protesters.
This part made me literally laugh out loud..


When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

 

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Tych2 posted:
I really hope this isn't fake
Glossynews == wanna-be Onion mischief

"Glossy News is an accredited online satirical publication"

 

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Subject: Bikers Verses PITA Protesters.
Koneg posted:
Tych2 posted:
I really hope this isn't fake
Glossynews == wanna-be Onion mischief

"Glossy News is an accredited online satirical publication"

 

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sad

 

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We'll pee on you if it will make you feel better.

 

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Just because it's fake doesn't mean it isn't funny. tongue

Some of the other headlines there should have given it away though. wink

 

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fake or not, it's funny as hell.

 

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