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My son is whining at me to make him "hammer hands"
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At first it entailed melting metal onto his hands "so I can punch stuff and break it and just *punch motion* destroy things"
Me, "So you want me to take burning hot metal and pour it on your hands?"
Him, "No, hahahah, no, just take a big chunk of metal, and hammer it in to hammer-hands and put it on my hands so I can punch stuff"
Me, "no"
now he's asking me to make him rock hands.
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Personally I'd make him hammer hands, then let mom deal with it.
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hammer hands sound a lot more awesome than hammer pants.
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Introduce him to Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis and show him the character named Jax. He'll love it and will be out of your hair for hours.
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so he can beat his meat like it owes him money?
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OG_Loki
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I have no idea.
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Hammer hands sounds pretty sweet tbh.
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aon_mixed posted:
so he can beat his meat like it owes him money?
Jesus, LOL.
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Oh, you might want to let him know that the energy of the blow will transfer to his fists (in case he thinks it isn't going to hurt when he punches stuff).
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Then what happened?
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Then I told him how a little fat kid named mforce was obsessed with me on a message board. We both laughed hysterically. Then he played piano.
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OG_Loki posted:
Then I told him how a little fat kid named mforce was obsessed with me on a message board. We both laughed hysterically. Then he played piano.
He plays piano? No wonder he wants hammerhands. He's tired of tickling things.
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oops
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Awwww.
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make him cement hands, quickrete, 5 gallon bucket, put both hands in.
Mom will be pleased he can no longer get into things.
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Get him those Hulk-Smash, hand things.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeANLieobEg
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Onslaught. posted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeANLieobEg
Yep. Those.
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He has those, he wanted me to shape rock in to hands and make a place he could stick his hands in them so he can bash stuff. Crazy kid...he wouldn't believe that I couldn't make what he was talking about.
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Duck tape plus hammers?
Might be a bad idea since he'll want to use them.
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Get him a set of boxing gloves and a lesson, maybe that is something he would take up.
Just don't blame me to your wife for the suggestion.
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Could always get him a pair of gauntlets.
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hmmmm.
You could make him some out of plaster of paris... roll them around in some sand and pebbles before they dry...
*shrug*
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Even amazon.com has several different pairs of gauntlets for sale.
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Make him the damn hammer hands, what is wrong with you?
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JD_HOGG posted:
Make him the damn hammer hands, what is wrong with you?
hes afraid then his kid could beat him up
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