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...I tend to sit down when I'm in the bathroom too.
I don't consider myself less of a man for it either.
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If you sit down and pretend your a woman and wipe yourself, then you might have cause for concern. Otherwise , dont worry about it.
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Altra_Shadowstalker posted:
...I tend to sit down when I'm in the bathroom too.
I don't consider myself less of a man for it either.
Just because you don't consider yourself less of a man doesn't mean you aren't.
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If I'm standing up anyway or walking around, whatever, I'll stay standing.
But why, if I'm already in lazy mode, would I not want to stay in lazy mode as much as possible? Maybe I'll even pull out my phone and check a text or something. I might sit there for an extra 30 seconds or so. I don't see the big deal, and if you're standing up just to defend your own masculinity, when its just you and the man in the mirror, you've probably already lost that battle.
I'm talking about your own home here, btw, not some smelly ass public or work bathroom.
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Idiots who think standing and peeing is in any way a manly act need to get their head out of their asses, they also need to start standing when they poop because we all piss a bit as we're taking a dump and according to them that's not okay. 
Certain Outposters have some weird hangups.
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Altra_Shadowstalker posted:
I don't see the big deal, and if you're standing up just to defend your own masculinity, when its just you and the man in the mirror, you've probably already lost that battle.
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When I sailed across the Pacific I had a problem learning to (just) pee while sitting. But if you tried to stand it went everywhere..
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Are you suggesting that the rest of us get up to piss even if we are already on the commode?
How is this even a point that you gave some thought to? As you approach the toilet you only sit if sitting is called for. In that event you pee sitting down. Otherwise you just pee and skedaddle.
If you do anything else you are doing it wrong.
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Good thing this discussion came along.
it is always worthwhile to inquire into peoples PEEING habits, eh
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Considering Mammogram and the guy whose name ends in an 'a' are taking this position I think I might start going out of my way to stand up and pee.
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Considering Mammogram and the guy whose name ends in an 'a' are taking this position I think I might start going out of my way to stand up and pee.
Considering the novels you read I'd also add to that shaving with a bayonet every morning, and fist fighting with bears as your new favorite pastime.
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That plottwist in the end really gets ya! 
Either way Yoss, I read 2 of the weather warden books and I'm appealed by them.. The main characters modus operadi seems to consist of being taken captive, and a whiny captive at that, she's weak, shallow and refuses to do what the situation craves her inability to actually take action is just putting her and everyone she knows in a deeper mess, it's actually quite interesting to read a series of books where the main protagonist is her own main enemy.
a great example of her incompetence and her circumvention way of reasoning is best explained by the scene where David becomes capitve by Kevin's mother and our heroine just fumes and rages that she "would kill that bitch" 3 minutes later Kevin order hers to kill his mother and she's like "oooh nooo i can't do that I'm to stupid and roundabout to even ponder such a forthright and practical solution especially since she's raping and torturing my boyfriend this moment"
I mean the writer should at that point just be sodomized by a pack of angry sloths.. why sloths? BECAUSE IT WOULD TAKE FOREVER!
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Manegarm posted:
I'm appealed by them
Did you mean Appalled?
I liked those books, they move quickly and drag you along with them.
The only part I really didn't like was the boyfriend.
I am really enjoying The Alloy of Law. It is like the first Mistborn book where it is awesome before they got less awesome.
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I pee standing up but There is a strong argument against it. I once went to a ritzy club some years ago and they had infrared lights in the stalls and you could see every splash your piss makes. I'll tell you more piss gets on you during a pissing standing up than I care to detail. 
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Do you also carry a purse?
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Seems like a lot of work to have to sit down to pee
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How do you get peeing wrong?
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I once peed all over my friends leg... Its pretty easy to forget where youre pointing it when youre drunk.
Im glad my friend was cool about it and didnt get irate.
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Standing is for public bathrooms, outdoors, and when in a rush.
I sit upon my own throne.
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Yossarian_42 posted:
Manegarm posted:
I'm appealed by them
Did you mean Appalled?
I liked those books, they move quickly and drag you along with them.
The only part I really didn't like was the boyfriend.
I am really enjoying The Alloy of Law. It is like the first Mistborn book where it is awesome before they got less awesome.
I'm upset yes, the idiocy of the main character actually ruined my afternoon I was in a fine mode riding home and listening to the book, and she did something extremely stupid and I just got annoyed and I stayed annoyed until I got home.
Okay so it's like the first book? I was really impressed how Sanderson managed to take such a huge dump over a series, I can not abide incompetence and inaction.. The way of Kings was really really good I was surprised but the flashback things got very annoying, and the switching between characters was also a bit onerous.
Looking forward to book 2 in that series, if Sanderson ever finishes the wheel of time.. Murphy stipulates that something horrible will happen to Sanderson before the books can be finished.
I'll look up the alloy of law I'm out of fantasy to read/listen to atm.. Got a few historical books that are taking up my time.
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Sanderson already finished the first draft of the final Wheel of Time book.
He is like halfway done writing the second draft.
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i pee sitting down all the time, but it's mainly from working 12hr shifts in the steel mill. so when working nights and waking up to pee, im still usually asleep on the toilet.
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Modeeb posted:
If you sit down and pretend your a woman and wipe yourself, then you might have cause for concern. Otherwise , dont worry about it.
Agreed. If you're already seated, no worries.
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Outpost is an interesting place. Steelworkers who sit to pee and more.
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Yossarian_42 posted:
Sanderson already finished the first draft of the final Wheel of Time book.
He is like halfway done writing the second draft.
awesome! i can't wait to see how it turns out!
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Unless you're wearing a skirt I'd say it would take LONGER to drop trow and cop a squat just to pee. If you're SO f'n lazy that you sit to pee for the "break" you need to /wrist now.
If you think that it makes you superior then you're a metro freak and /dismiss is in order.
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Sitting to pee? I've seen women more manly than that.
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Liquid741 posted:
i pee sitting down all the time, but it's mainly from working 12hr shifts in the steel mill. so when working nights and waking up to pee, im still usually asleep on the toilet.
you must work here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icIwKaci3MI
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Friarspam posted:
Unless you're wearing a skirt I'd say it would take LONGER to drop trow and cop a squat just to pee. If you're SO f'n lazy that you sit to pee for the "break" you need to /wrist now.
If you think that it makes you superior then you're a metro freak and /dismiss is in order.
/Jesus Christ some of you people are ate up
Being lazy is not about getting shit done as fast as possible. HTH!
Yoss, I started reading AoL today and am about 10 chapters in. I tend to really enjoy Sanderson's stuff, but every single book is so slow to start. Or at least slow to enjoy. I'm doing the audiobook and caught myself twice now saying a characters line in sync with the narrator (ok, I was two words off for one of them, but the guy still said what I said verbatim!) I immediately groan right afterwards because it was the stupidest or most contrived thing I could think of to say.
This gives me great ire as a reader, but as a soon-to-be/wannabe author, it gives me great hope that I will one day be writing corny one-liners right up there with the guys who finish the Great's books. I think this guy really really enjoys his anime, and it shows.
This sounds overly harsh (partly tongue in cheek); the story is just now picking up and I'm very much enjoying it now.
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Oupost men. Very low on the man index
Sit to pee. Custom made underwear. What is next? Bras for man boobs?
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I can't sit down on the can otherwise my dong submerges an inch or so into the bowl water..
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__Bonk__ posted:
Oupost men. Very low on the man index
Sit to pee. Custom made underwear. What is next? Bras for man boobs?
FLeshLight!
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